Fug File: Dior

High Fugshion: Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2015 Haute Couture


Some of this is actually really cute, in a way where┬áI’m excited to see if Jennifer Lawrence has the good sense to grab it, and then some of it is a random grab bag of awful. Strap in and let’s do this thing. These are selects; click here for the full collection on Style.com.

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High Fugshion: Christian Dior Couture 2014


I think Dior might be LISTENING, y’all. Because a few of these are actually TOTALLY REASONABLE, at least in (runway) theory. And then some of them remain awful, but hey, progress. As ever, for the full show, click here.

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Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Christian Dior


Jennifer Lawrence said at the SAGs that she and Dior are working on something vintage for the Oscars. So, safe bet that she won’t show up in anything hot off these presses, but let’s shop for her anyway. Or Marion, or Natalie, or Nicole, or any of the other Dior hounds. Assuming there’s anything worth snagging. It’s a fairly limited palette, with some dreamy ideas and some batshit ones. DIVE IN WITH ME.

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Fugging Fire


Well, we’re back to Dior. My comment about the runway look was “I think there’s a vaccine for that.” Jennifer should’ve taken it.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Dior/Guggenheim Event


Remember when I couldn’t figure out why Natalie Portman’s face looked slightly different? Well, I saw a before-and-after in Us Weekly (I think) about how she changed the arch of her eyebrows, and I think that really is what I was noticing. Never let it be said that print magazines have nothing left to teach us.

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Thor: The Dark Fugld


Natalie had been on a great run with Dior, but sadly, the ride goeth before a fall.

She could not have picked a more unflattering lampshade. Maybe she’s terribly bored now that both Kerry Washington and Drew Barrymore are officially pregnant, so she’s trying to stir up more Uterine Secret mumblings for the sake of the bloggers. You are so thoughtful, Natalie. We didn’t get you anything. But I have a few t-shirts that might look better than your top; one of them has George Michael on it. From the Wham days. I’m open to sharing.

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