What The Fug: Miley Cyrus in Tom Ford at amfAR Inspiration LA Gala

I literally laughed out loud when I saw this. I feel like Miley saw Alan Cumming in Cabaret recently and woke up inspired to willkommen us into her abs. Or she’s got Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time” video on repeat over her bed. OR BOTH. (Parenthetically — literally — it was announced yesterday that she’s the new Viva Glam spokesperson, so it is apt that she’s at this event, which is for amfAR.) Lucky, Tom Ford was there to indulge her crazy insanity.

[Photos: Getty]


Your Afternoon Man, Prince Harry

I feel like no one has buttoned or unbuttoned his suit jacket in a long time. Too long:
Prince Harry Attends The Service Of Remembrance And Re-Dedication For Members Of The Victoria Cross And George Cross Association

These photos where taken, per the Informative Photo Caption, at “the service of remembrance and re-dedication for members of the Victoria Cross and George Cross Association at St. Martin-in-the-Fields.” Hence the medals (they are, for those of you keeping score/just super into medals right now, the Operational Service Medal for Afghanistan, The Queen Elizabeth II Golden Jubilee Medal, and the The Queen Elizabeth II Diamond Jubilee Medal).

Full length (don’t want to deprive you):

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The Fugly of Everything: Felicity Jones in Christian Dior

Her face looks beautiful.

Felicity Jones in Dior

But the drop-waisted shroud is giving me some serious Poison flashbacks. She’s one puffed sleeve away from slow-dancing to “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” because any slow sung sung by a dude with long hair will be romantic no matter what the lyrics are, and then finishing the night on a group date to 31 Flavors, where she’ll see Ferris Bueller pass out and immediately activate the phone tree.

[Photo: Getty]


Can’t Get You Out of my Fug: Kylie Minogue

I love Kylie, but what is even happening here?

Kylie Minogue attends the Maison Assouline store launch **USA ONLY**

You remember she played The Green Fairy in Moulin Rouge? (A movie I was just thinking about in the car yesterday, for literally no reason, other than that I decided that was Nicole Kidman at her most beautiful.) I feel like this outfit is SURELY intended for a relation thereof — so fluffy, so pink, so floaty. Can’t you envision a movie in which Kylie wears this…thing…and floats into a room on a cloud and sits at a burnished, shiny dressing table and powers her face, and then sings something weird and confusing? She looks like what would happen if Cotton Candy and Krystle Carrington had a baby, and while I cannot legitimately cosign this as a viable look, the truth is that I would subscribe to that newsletter.

[Photo: AKM/GSI]


Fugsh: Olivia Wilde in Roksanda

I was going to give Olivia Wilde a hard time for not brushing her hair…

Olivia Wilde

… but, she’s currently being attacked by a parasitic and carnivorous scrunchie, so she can’t come to the phone right now. I’ll leave a message.

[Photo: Splash]


Well Played: Padma Lakshmi in Naeem Khan


Padma is someone who, it feels like, almost always just throws on the dress and hopes that’s enough work for one day.

Padma Lakshmi in Naeem Khan

Fortunately for her, this dress is competent in the extreme. It’s just so cool. I swooned for it on the runway, and if I loved it any more, it would be adultery.

[Photo: Getty]