Pre-Emmy Fugs and Fabs: “Orange Is The New Black” Ladies


We JUST compared 2014 Taryn favorably to 2004 Taryn, and I think 2004 Taryn decided to bite back at us.

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


Let’s wrap this thing up, shall we? Enjoy The People We Didn’t Already Talk About.

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Red


We accidentally published this without text here, which… I mean, that was bound to happen. I’m surprised it didn’t happen two days ago.

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Emmys Fug Carpet: Marcia Gay Harden


I have Marcia Gay Harden in that category of women who are Really Groovy Broads, the kind you’d like to bond with over exactly one too many martinis — along with Christine Baranski. And so I’m sad that she fell prey to Transparentosis.

Marcia Gay Harden

Symptoms include taking leave of your senses, and dressing like a bad baseball-movie cliche where the Foxy Older Lady seduces the young buck who’s in town for the summer to impress the scouts… and gets so much scouting than he bargained for, and yes, if you’re thinking of either Stealing Home or Summer Catch, you are on my wavelength. Basically, a good rule of thumb might be to avoid dressing like any character who has seduced Wilmer Valderrama or Jonathan Silverman.

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Emmys Fugs and Fabs: Basic Black


TECHNICALLY, some of these might be navy blue, but just go with it.

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Emmy WTF: Kerry Condon


Kerry here, though not a household name necessary, has appeared in The Walking Dead, and Believe, and such fare that would suggest she’s on plenty of casting people’s radars.

Kerry Condon

And now, unfortunately for her, she’s on ours. AND ON NOTICE. I seriously feel like, outside an interpretive dance performance called Spanx for the Memories, there is no place for this in in the world.

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