Okay, let’s just say what we’re all thinking: Krystal Carrington TOTALLY wore this to some charitable function held at Chez Carrington, where she was just trying to raise awareness about sad angel clowns or whatever but ended up getting derailed by something terrible (slash awesome) that Alexis engineered and then found herself closing out the evening face down in a lily pond. She was. I know it. You know it. Halle Berry totally knows it:
That doesn’t mean it isn’t still kinda awesome.