This is evidently a top and skirt (and scarf), rather than a onesie, and for that I am grateful.
Because I REALLY thought this might have been a secret romper. It’s still, to me, only passable as the costume of an ice-skater performing to a show tune about the La Brea Tar Pits (from a musical probably titled Stuck In You, written by Lin-Manuel Miranda and Weird Al Yankovic), and it’s always bizarre when one’s neck accessory is longer than one’s outfit. It could be worse. But it could also be better, so much better, and what’s where I personally get stuck.
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