In bookstores this fall: Nicki Minaj’s The Pilgrim’s Boot Fetish.

It’s the triumphant, sexy tale of the romp between the original settlers and a time-traveling feminist who really has no f’ing patience for their varied flavors of bullshit, but in order to bring them down from the inside, she has to seduce them the way they like it best: with buckles.

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Jeremy Scott appears as himself. Because let’s face it, he probably IS going to turn out to be a time-master.

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