Lopezly Played, Nikki Reed

Confidential to Nikki Reed:

You are not now, nor shall you ever be, Jennifer Lopez. Please bear that in mind going forward. (Also, looking at that particular dress totally reminded me of when THIS picture happened, and looking at that again made me happy. So thanks for that, at least.)

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Comments (26):

  1. Sandra

    Yeah, she isn’t J-Lo, but that dress is slammin’. I love the color and the cut. It could probably be improved by lopping of that stupid sleeve, but other than that, this is good.

  2. vandalfan

    The color is dull and wrong, and the sequin panels too matron adjacent. No one in the background is even looking at her. And her smile is much more a grimace.

  3. Cruising

    I like this one better than J. Lo’s. This one defines her waist and brings a Grecian feel to it without being over-the-top white.

  4. Noire

    I think the dress is pretty, but her “smile” is god awful. She looks stoned.

  5. that girl

    I like the trim. I’m not 100% sold on the color.

    However I’m more interested in the shiny grey suit in the background!

    • Geemee

      I know! I was like, who is he and where is he going in that cheap-ass pleather suit?

  6. yo gabba gabba

    I love it. Be very happy to know that you are NOT j lo!! But I do agree that the sleeve should go. Other than that awesome look!

  7. Becca

    I like this version much better, possibly because she’s not wearing eyeshadow that has me concerned that her lashes are growing mold.

  8. Erin

    I actually loved JLo’s dress (sans eye makeup–that was HORRIBLE)…but I loved her Distracted Affleck photo even better. Oh, so rich!

    There’s just too much going on with this one, too much trim and pleats. Not a fan.

  9. Sajorina

    I think she got her “Breaking Dawn: Part 1″ Premiere & her audition for “Spartacus: Vengance” days confused! Either way, she looks very Roman and very pretty!

  10. wordphreak

    There’s Kramer again!

  11. ceecee

    I’d like to see it without the trim. I think that would fix it.

  12. Anna

    There’s a blind item floating around that one of the Twilighters is pregnant and most people seem to think that it’s Ms Reed here. This dress certainly hides any potential bump…!

  13. Mongerel

    Dang. That dress looks really cheap.

  14. Lina

    I don’t hate it. I’m not sure it’s ideal for her, but the metallic and the green are surprisingly good together.

  15. Mahastee

    I like the dress, she looks good, the pistachio suits her, and we got to have an awkward Bennifer flashback, so that was fun.

    I don’t know if we can really judge celeb’s imperfect paparazzi smiles – it only takes a split second to make a drunkface that lasts forever.

  16. Blanche

    Yes, the girl in pale green is obstructing a fairly interesting photo background. Hello Kitty head. Striding gray plastic suit man…mysteriously following striding black pleather suit man. Brazil flag girl. Ray Ban dentist windsurfer with a camera.

    This Reed person is symmetrical and young. She looks like an attractive master’s student in anthropology with a hair dresser friend. Not really diva material; shouldn’t wear a diva dress (the pedestrian way of saying she is no JLo). And she should consider wearing redder lipstick.

  17. Alia

    Looking at that picture of Bennifer made my day, so THAT’s good.


  18. CJ

    Auditions for A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum are tomorrow, honey, not tonight.

  19. anny

    @Mongerel – Cheap? But the sequin trim was probably, like $8 a yard at Michael’s!

    To be honest, I think she’s photobombing the gallery back there.

  20. NYCGirl

    I love the color. Not sure how I feel about the trim.

  21. Mary McCutchen Pate

    Would love this without the wacky sleeve. But who is the dude behind her with the shiny everything?

  22. Lily1214

    Well . . . I see Mother of the Bride here.