Here is what songwriter Bonnie McKee — of three Katy Perry hits, among others — wore to the Grammys last year.
If Orange Julius were a lingerie store, this would be in the window. And if it were a euphemism for “holy crap I am going to see your vagina in ten seconds,” it would be applicable here too. But apparently opening her birth canal to casual eye traffic didn’t grab enough attention for her liking, so this year Bonnie went a different way:
She’s gone from a gold medalist in the Crotch Olympics to a full-on Car Wash Gladiator. That’s a lot of ground to cover in a year.