It may tell you a lot about me that the only way I can remember how to spell Shia LaBeouf’s name is to think of him as Shia LaBeowulf, and then remove a few letters.

However, I this this actually IS Shia LaBeowulf. IMDb suggests this is for a movie — Lars Von Trier’s The Nymphomaniac, with apparent emphasis on maniac — but it’s still creepy, doubly so because from the neck down it’s great and from the neck up it’s like a James Franco prank.

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