Oh, girl.

I can’t even process what I think of the top half of this thing, because the bottom is giving a salt scrub to a paper cut on my soul. It’s fugsfoliating my will to live.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (27):

  1. Orange Clouds

    Top half: Saucy cruise ship waitress.

    Bottom half: I have no words.

  2. Alicia

    I just threw up in my mouth.

  3. PegMN

    Did a dear friend or relative design this thing?
    Did she lose a bet?

  4. Tamburlaine

    Blimey. I try to comment positively on these outfits, but that is just awful. Baccarin is usually so, so pretty, but that thing is doing her absolutely no favours whatsoever.

  5. TaraMisu

    Ugh…. UGH …. Is she wearing shoes? Is she actually standing on the hem of her pants?

  6. Helen

    She MUST have lost a bet. But that doesn’t explain the existence of this… uh, garment. Nothing could.

    Her hairstylist didn’t do her any favors, either. I understand, growing out the super-short cut has awkward phases, even when you’re as beautiful as Baccarin, but no one even tried here!

  7. Lindy

    I don’t understand how anyone with eyes could look in the mirror, see that her feet were being swallowed, and still decide to leave the house.

    • Kit

      Not only are her feet being swallowed, her whole lower half is! It’s too big on waist and hips as well, and I’m pretty sure the legs aren’t supposed to be quite that billowy… (!)

  8. TonyG

    Thought this was Ashley Judd (which is good for Ashley, I suppose, since she’s probably twice the age of Morena Baccarin)

    • Helen

      Ashley Judd? So did I, at first glance! I think it’s the hair length, and something about the angle at which the camera caught her face.

      Not sure Judd would wear this, though. Not that she’s never turned up in something weird, but… I don’t know about THIS weird.

      And it looks like double-knit polyester, too. Which just makes me sad.

      • Anita

        Oh good, it’s not just me on the Ashley Judd issue.

        No idea who this woman is (I read the caption, Googled her, but have never seen any of the shows she’s been in), but that thing she’s wearing is horrible.

    • house mouse

      Yep, definitely thought it was Judd. That haircut, ugh.

  9. Art Eclectic

    I have seen some truly ugly outfits on this site, but this one might just make the top 10. Did the designer take a class from Stella McCartney on how to make shapeless sacks?

    • pidget

      Top 10 worst ever – now that WOULD be something I’d like to see!

      This is diabolical proof that even the most graceful, shapely and beautiful woman cannot wear a shiny sack and get away with it. Yikes. But at least she can sit how she likes…

  10. PinkieBling

    Hahaha, “fugsfoliating.”

  11. anny

    I am having a RWAV moment here – imagine Maggie Smith saying: “Who is that unfortunate woman?” Poor, poor Morena …

  12. liz_bee

    This girl is totes pretty (even if the outfit is fugzilla), but I keep scrolling back and forth between this post and the previous one and trying to tell the two women apart. My brain knows that they are not the same person…and yet.

  13. kindakute

    It doesn’t get much worse than this.

  14. Sandra

    Is it just me, or does it look like she has no feet, just stumps?

  15. Edith

    Congratulations, Morena. You have found a bushel basket sufficiently hideous to hide your light.

    Is that a JUMPSUIT?

  16. jennifer

    “…because the bottom is giving a salt scrub to a paper cut on my soul.”

    HAHAHAHA!!!! This is why I love your blog. You crack me up!

  17. Vandalfan

    The photo must be off. Her peplum is not at her waist, but some undefined area below her midriff and above her waist. That is not an area that I possess on my body. (But I’m 4’11″.) And her head is levitating over a neck that must have been stretched by that tribe in Africa with the neck rings.

  18. Lily1214

    This is pretty bad. . . where are her feet and how does she walk?

  19. Shiitake

    What possessed her to wear that?

  20. house mouse

    Both halves are garbage. I can’t even imagine looking in a mirror and thinking this looked okay.

  21. Shoeniverse

    Well somebody pissed off their stylist….
    ❀ #www.shoeniverse.info

  22. Joyce

    How is this possible? Why does this keep happening? This just doesn’t make any sense. This woman is freaking gorgeous. What is happening????