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Usually, I wholly embrace the chance to put 1,000 words to any photo.

In this case, though, I think Natasha Lyonne’s facial expression says it all.

[Photo: Getty]

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  1. Lynn Baber
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    Wait. These are both WOMEN?

  2. Orange clouds
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    Chloe… words fail me. I am not even talking about the “clothes”, what is THAT hair?

  3. Kat
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    It’s He-Man hair

  4. Kat
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    or the Dutch Boy Paints boy

  5. Annie E
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    Oh holy hell. I’m scared.

  6. Juanitatres
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    I just screamed when I pulled up this picture! The hair…there are now words. I am happy to see Natasha Lyonne out and about. Girlfriend’s had a rough go of it.

  7. Juanitatres
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    “No” words, not “now” words.

  8. jamie
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    That is HAT hair. Celebrities: Just Like Us!!

  9. Amanda in Austin
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    The Sev needs to sue whomever gave her that haircut.

  10. Lynne
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    Is Natasha Lyonne really tiny? Or is Chloe gigantic? Appalling hair aside, I don’t quite understand what she’s wearing. Is it a long skirt with a slit? And she’s wearing a body suit with weird sheer stripes? How does The Sev even dream this stuff up?

  11. Lisa
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    This is one of the funniest pictures ever. I might have it framed.

  12. Liz
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    Are we sure that’s not a male Sev impersonator? I mean really, really sure?

  13. Stefanie
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    Wait, what?

  14. Caroleena Stantonova
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    I had no idear that Chloe’s gal pal is…Natasha Lyonne???

  15. Lina
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    *shudder*

    Please start over and try again.

  16. roser
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    Have never understood why the Sev is considered fashion-forward – her choices almost always look idiotic to me.

  17. Squirrel!
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    The horror! The horror!

  18. TaraMisu
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    Must. Stop. Snorting. Must. Stop. Snorting. I am going to get fired :D :D :D

    What the hell is this?? That hair! I can’t get past it! And does she have electrical tape tights on?? I can’t even.

    • Katharine
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      It looks like a full-blown electrical tape BODYSUIT.

      • Katharine
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        And… wait, no, it ISN’T. I really should look at the full image before posting — because this is even MORE bewildering. It’s a long, lace/mesh dress with a horizontal-stripe motif, OVER a black bra, and UNDER a black micro-mini. Oh, Chloe. Not to mention the weird, flat colour of her hair looks almost EXACTLY like mine… that time back in high school when I had multi-coloured locks, and grad-picture time came, and my mother pretty much held me down by force and bleached the colours out, and then overdyed it with Clairol Dark Ash Blonde and cut it into a bob.

  19. Kary
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    It’s a man, baby!

  20. jjdaddyo
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    I thought two things here:
    Is Natasha a Seuss character with that hair and expression?
    or
    Is she channeling Alison from Intervention? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EI6XnU8leA

  21. Squirrel!
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    Totally dating myself, but… I think the Sev has Bjorn Borg’s hairdo. Minus the sweatband. As for Natasha Lyonne, she looks like someone isolated her head in Photoshop and moved it down to appear about 6″ below where it should be.

    I can’t even comment on the clothing.

  22. vandalfan
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    How did the bemused older lady get her strapping son to wear that outfit? That must be what caused her stroke.

    • anonymoose
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      vandalfan- grateful bow to you for this comment.

      Any/Everything Sevigny does is vex/perplexing. You have put it in humorous context!

    • Squirrel!
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      I heart you, vandalfan.

  23. Sonya Simpkins
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    Is there some particular reason she stole Javier Bardem’s hairstyle from No Country? Jesus, I thought only 3-year-old boys got bowl cuts. Yikes!

  24. LeahLoo
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    That’s the kind of hair and make-up usually reserved for a Sunday morning walk of shame.

  25. jean
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    He-Man hair indeed. Is Chloe really that looming? Or Natasha that small? The perspective seems wonky. I sort of like Chloe’s dress (?) otherwise. It’s fine for East Coast in winter.

  26. megan
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    wtf I dont even really mind chloes out fit.. its fine. But the hair!!! my god its hideous!! and she looks reallyyyyyy tired. Take a nap, fix your hair!!!

  27. Mahastee
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    I would be really bothered by the fact that Chloe is wearing Jordan’s leggings as a dress… If only I could get past the HAIR.

  28. nannyo
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    ok, right the hair is bad but are we missing the fact that she is wearing a full lenth sheer dress over horizontal striped tights with granny boots and a leather motorcycle jacket. For heaven’s sake.

  29. Caroleena Stantonova
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    I’m worried about the statement Chloe’s hair is making. blech-a-reeno! Oh, and I’m perfect and am in a perfect position to pass judgment on others…

  30. Sajorina
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    OMG! WTF? & OH, HONEY, NO! all rolled into one!!! I’m HORRIFIED & AMUSED… What is going on?!

  31. Jo
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    chloe looks like iggy pop if had led a slightly healthier lifestyle…

  32. Mamasan
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    LOL @ Jo! That was awesome! Seriously though… I never “got” the appeal of Chloe and her fashion choices. Most of the time it looked like she rummaged through her grandmother’s attic for her wardrobe. This look defies explanation. Her hair and skin are essentially the same colour and would someone please introduce her to undereye concealer? Lady looks like she just pulled an all nighter all the time!

  33. NOLAmz
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    She reminds me of a young(ish) Iggy Pop

  34. AQ
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    OH SEVIGNY NO!

    It’s nice to see Natasha Lyonne looking well, even if she is making a goofy face.

  35. kaitana
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    The hair??? What??? How??? Why????

  36. MK Martin
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    Is she making a goofy face? Looks like she’s had a stroke, to me.