Fugdog Millionfug


Oh my God. Somebody at Burberry was not doing any tailoring this week.

It’s always a bad sign when polterwang is the least of your problems.

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  1. Rayna
    +2

    This is very sad. Such an adorable girl, so hyenously dressed.

  2. giggleswick
    +2

    Ugh. More of the geriatric wedges.

    • Edith
      +8

      I was just coming here to say that! I think these are the black version of the hideous wedges Rita Ora wore. Are the SHOES Burberry, and if so, why is Burberry making HIDEOUS shoes?!?!?

      I have to find a way to work the phrase “polterwang is the least of your issues” into conversation.

  3. Katie Lynn
    +5

    My boobs hurt just LOOKING at this. OUCH.

    • Maria L.
      +7

      That top is giving her itty bitty baby boobs. Squashed itty bitty baby boobs at that.

      • Bottle Ginger
        +5

        I’ve never seen a garment so unflattering to the bust.

        It looks like she has a couple of bandages under there, not boobs. Or maybe a loose piece of duct tape.

  4. Sandra
    +11

    Those colors are gorgeous together and stunning on her. Too bad they were wasted on this outfit.

    • Helen
      +3

      Yes! If only those colors – and I like the fabrics, too – had been made into a nice dress, which fit her. That would look terrific.

      • erin
        +4

        even if this exact same outfit was just properly tailored i would be on board! i love the fabrics and the peacock color scheme, but her poor boobies! what a shame.

  5. Lizzy
    +9

    Wait – this isn’t the work of a Project Runway contestant? There’s no excuse for the unequal-sized cups, misbehaving peplum, and tragic groin fit.

  6. philippa
    +5

    Ugh. It looks like halves of two women stuck together at the waist. And neither woman’s clothes fit.

  7. Ruth
    +7

    The top looks like it has buck teeth.

  8. Francesca
    +3

    Luckily she has such a wonderful face, it’s easy not to look below her neck and see the horrors that top is doing to minimize her bust and maximize her waist.

  9. Sajorina
    0

    Just NO! Fail!

  10. h² fashion
    0

    I really like the jewel tones of both of the pieces, but that peplum style is a bit to extreme and it just doesn’t fit her very well at all.

    http://www.hsquaredfashion.com/

  11. Ladyblahblah
    0

    I hope the Little-Girl-Who-Got-Into-Her-Mother’s-Closet look doesn’t become a thing.

  12. mepe
    0

    OMG…that might be the saddest bodice I’ve ever seen…wow.

  13. lori
    0

    “Fugdog Millionfug.” Okay, that made me chuckle. :p

  14. Niru
    0

    Most of the girls in India look better than her….or as good as her, to say the least

  15. whiterabbit11
    0

    I’m going to go ahead and blame the designers and stylists for this and many other atrocities we’ve seen lately on beautiful women. *cough*Chastain*cough* To make such an elegant, attractive human look badly proportioned and ungainly is a skill best left undeployed. On a plus note, her hairdresser is doing an excellent job.

  16. Lily1214
    0

    Freida, don’t ever wear this again. It doesn’t fit anywhere.