Fugchella: Finally Over


For those of you wondering what’s up with Penn Badgley’s hair lately, the answer is… itself.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News, FameFlynet]

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  1. na
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    These pictures make me think that I would REALLY REALLY hate Coachella and all its celebrity inhabitants. The throwing of peace signs, the faux hippie clothing, wtf is wrong with this generation?

    • Amanda
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      @na – My feelings exactly. It makes me stabby just looking at the photos.

      • melanie
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        I don’t know how I’ve managed it, but I have never seen a celebrity while at Coachella. Thank god. I always hear who was there later, but I never seen them.

    • Annie E
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      Exactly. PUT CLOTHES ON. This is not a movie about the 70′s.

    • Fanl
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      stop trying to make people think you’re straight Penn Badgley. Call your boyfriend Shawn and live your life sister friend.

  2. Carrie
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    I was a Penn defender, but no longer. I think his hair/beard combo has gained sentience.

    • Annie E
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      Yeah. I have always found him attractive on Gossip Girl, etc., but I’m pretty sure I never will again.

      • kb
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        Could Penn be angling to replace Kit Harrington as Jon Snow..? If Kit Harrington gets much hotter, he might just spontaneously combust. Maybe Penn is betting on it??

    • jjdaddyo
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      MANBUN ALERT!

  3. Hannah
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    To paraphrase Schmidt on New Girl “I am reinstating my ban on high-waisted shorts”!!!!!!

    Also, Penn’s hair is a nightmare.

  4. Alexis
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    Why are their pants undone? This is making me feel old, and I’m not old at all!

    • Softwear
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      Look out, you just had a birthday and turned old. Just now. It…just…happened. It happened to me when I was 20. It happens to all of us.

  5. Stefanie
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    Part of me really likes Paris’ neon green dress.

    • Ms.A
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      I like the dress only. As a whole Paris looks barbie on acid.

      • Rowynn
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        I’ve liked a lot of things Paris Hilton has worn over the years. It’s just that the clothes haven’t been invented that would keep her from looking like a shallow, vapid dimwit. Her utter worthlessness as a human being overshadows anything she might wear, and lends it all an air of wretched excess.
        Also, yes to the comment about Kit Harrington. He is a pleasure to look at. FugGirls, don’t you watch Game of Thrones? I’ve seen a few pics of the cast when they were out and about that were definitely fugworthy. I’d have thought you’d have mentioned them by now.

    • Eliza Bennett
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      I love that dress and the flats! I’m even fond of the clashing bag and the douchey fingerless gloves. it’s what I would wear if someone forced me to go to Coachella. Then I’d find a shady tent and snark about every nearly naked person that came by. Side note: Now I can’t decide between The Clashing Bag and Douchey Fingerless Gloves for my band name.

  6. Patricia
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    Your hatred for “loved up” is equaled by my hatred for “flaunting” in regards to “baby bumps.” These women are pregnant, and are out in public. HOW IS THAT FLAUNTING?????

    • Stefanie
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      “Baby Bump” makes me RAGE. So does “preggers”. Oh my god! RARRRR!!

    • L
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      Ugh! Exactly!!

      • Softwear
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        Yes! “Bump” is the only term people use for pregnant now. It has exploded out of nowhere. Learn some synonyms, people. Pepper your conversations with “with child,” or even “in the family way” just for variety’s sake!! Okay, don’t use “in the family way” but you get my point.

  7. Annie
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    How old is Paris Hilton, anyway? Like 30, right? I’m not saying 30 is OLD, but 30 is certainly OLD ENOUGH to know better than to go to a music festival dressed like an extra from a community-theater production of Hair.

    Emma Roberts needs to stop trying to make Emma Roberts happen. She’s not as good an actress as the Other Emmas [Watson and Stone], and she’s not as pretty as her colleague-in-nepotism Lily Collins. Give. It. Up. Already. And put on some damn shorts that fit.

  8. Kat
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    Paris looks nearly as ridiculous as she did in the early-mid 2000s when she and Nicole were running around like a couple of strung out jackasses. At least Nicole is now settled down and looking happy and healthy and really better than ever in every way. 1 outta 2 ain’t bad.

    • Lindy
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      I’m starting to feel sorry for Paris Hilton. Her life just seems so tragic, the way she exemplifies the total absence of any kind of decent values.

  9. Christian
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    I’ll just take solace in the fact that Jarvis Cocker was wearing a suit and tie for everyone there (“Who?” – everyone featured in these slideshows). Also (and I will hate myself forever for saying this) I actually really like Paris’ skirt-thing in slide 6.

  10. Debra
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    I just hope the sponsor of next years Crapfest…Coacha…whatever is DIAL SOAP…..

  11. Tina
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    I realize I’m in a minority here, but I really like Badgley’s hair like this. He’s hot!

  12. Jo
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    The world will truly end soon: WANT Paris’ skirt from slide #6.

  13. vandalfan
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    It’s a sad day when Paris Forgoodnesssakes Hilton is the most decently dressed person there. The posing fellow looks like he learned posing from her.

  14. zah
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    kind of love paris’s skirt in the 2nd picture….

  15. Chaiaiai
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    If I never hear the expression “booty tooch” again, it will only be too soon:) Sadly, I dig Paris’s long skirt. I hate myself but not as much as I hate these Coachella jerks.

  16. Lindy
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    Isn’t that Rosie H-W’s bra? So if her shirt is unbuttoned waaaay past her bra, does she still qualify as decently dressed?

    • Karen G
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      In comparison, yes.

    • Caity
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      I actually think (hope) that it’s a bikini top that Rosie is wearing under her shirt. Also, I really want Paris’ long skirt, to be paired with a much less revealing top.

  17. jerkygirl
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    I rarely approve of the DudeBun except in certain circumstances (Sumo wrestlers, for instance, although I guess that’s really called a topknot or something but still) and this is no exception. Emma Roberts, please put it away and button those pants. I MEAN. Paris Hilton surprised me by looking clean and (I can’t believe I’m about to say this) cute in that green dress, but then I flipped to the next slide and saw her Big Poser Desperately Clinging to Relevancy outfit with the fake “Indian headband” (do people really not get how racist that is? Why is this so popular with these fake hippies?) and I just shook my head. I hope the music was good, at least, because these outfits are CRAP!!!

  18. Candace
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    Is anyone else surprised that Paris Hilton is wearing one of House of Harlow’s signature necklaces? I thought that Paris and Nichole Ritchie hated each other? I thought everyone who was once friends with Paris Hilton hated her.

  19. Tana
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    That is Zoe Kravitz right? Also never mind Jojo’s shorts. Why is she red?

  20. Amber
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    I also like Paris’s skirt in #6. Actually, even in #5, even with Madonna’s fingerless gloves from 1985, she still looks better than most of the celebs. Or, in her case, “celebs”. So she has that going for her.
    I don’t even know WTF Emma Roberts is wearing. It’s not a shirt, it’s not a bra, it’s not a bikini top. It should not exist. And button your pants! This goes for everyone!

  21. S
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    I have obviously become an old woman, because I want to shake the girls and make them button up their shorts and put a real shirt on. I want to order Penn into a shower. Rosie, button one more button and we are cool.

    Agree that Coachella would make me incredibly stabby. Kids these days…

  22. rio
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    How could you focus so much on Emma Robert’s “top” but not mention the jean shorts which are not only unbuttoned but folder over? Is she using tape to hold those things up? I think they should rename this whole event “Exhibitionist Posers.” They love to show almost the entire body, and they are certainly not truly hippies who can only afford to shop second or third hand.

  23. Karen
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    Heather, I fear that your focus on the unpleasant term “loved up” has caused you to give Penn Badgeley way too much of a pass on that douche-tastic topknot.

    Seriously: Worst. Trend. Ever. The only American who could get away with that was John Belushi as Samurai Dry Cleaner.

    • Mair Mair
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      Thank you for that. Just watched Samurai Delicatessen. Still laughing.

  24. jennifer
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    I think “Accidentally Papped” should be the name of a band. (:

    And Emma Roberts looks like white trash.

    • mary lou bethune
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      They all look like white trash except the English girl. She looks lovely and the shoes are a good idea in that they might help avoid nasty germs….

    • Lizzie
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      “Accidentally papped” when photographed. But now the poor guy has been “papped smeared”!

  25. drlemaster
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    Paris’ clothes are actually fine in both slides (grading on the fugchella curve). It’s her incessant mugging for the camera that makes her look, um, Paris-y.

  26. Janice Second
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    I hate myself for saying this but I love Paris’ skirt in the second photo. I’d wear that in a second with some cute sandals and a less revealing “top”.

    Okay y’all, I am not old (27). And I have a fun job that makes me go to a lot of festivals, so like, I’m “down”… but BUTTON UP YOUR DAMN PANTS (said in “GET OFF MY LAWN” old man voice).

  27. Tara
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    Oh my god, WHAT IS IT with jean shorts that are so short that you can see the pockets hanging out? And in Emma Roberts’ case she clearly decided that they weren’t skimpy enough so she unbuttoned them too. NOT a good look

  28. Sandra
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    Are they allergic to soap and water? Yeccchh. They look like they smell bad.

  29. Robin
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    I think it’s hilarious that the entire Coachella fashion scene is so bad that the combination of studded frayed-edge short-shorts, tuxedo blouse open to the navel over a nude bra/bikini top, and wedge ankle booties by comparison looks like “It IS POSSIBLE to dress like an actual human being at Coachella. Well done.”

  30. crystal
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    I wish that stripey skirt thing was on someone besides Paris. Like me, maybe!

    Also, what is going on with Emma Roberts right now? That girl needs a stylist intervention like whoa.

  31. Allie
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    Coachella honestly seems like my version of hell. Celebrities and people who pretend they’re hipsters for the sole purpose of being able to dress like a homeless person? Gross. You all look dumb.

  32. The Fugger
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    Photo 6: Dressing like a Peldon? That’s hot.

    Also, please tell me that Paris is not going to be a thing again. Unless we get more pictures of her crying in the back of a police cruiser.

    …actually, not even then.

  33. Lime
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    Why are high-waisted “janties” (my sister’s word for jorts that are SO SHORT, they might as well be knickers) a thing now? It hurts me.

    I know I’m not the first to say this (nor the last, I’m sure), but since when does desert = hobo? I saw exactly two pictures of celebs dressed in non-hobo clothes (Nina Dobrev, in a lovely red sundress, and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, as shown here). I just do not understand.

  34. ann
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    Oh my god… a male season of ANTM?? Even the suggestion is pure genius. I’m surprised Tyra hasn’t thought of it already. MAKE.IT.HAPPEN! LOL

  35. Guerra
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    Paris actually looks good here – very surprising & Rosie looks amazing!

    Ladies if you think this naked you need to come to Sydney festivals! This is nothing! Lol

  36. jenny
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    Folks, I’m afraid we’re in for the Summer of Some Seriously Horrifying Jean Shorts. They appear to be the leggings/jumpsuits of the dawning season. Hide under your beds and don’t come out until September.

  37. G
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    That thing Emma Roberts has strapped around her chest not only looks weird, but looks extremely uncomfortable and unflattering. Ick.

  38. Clarisse
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    Californians are weird. Actors are weirder. That said, maybe we Londoners are just jealous of not having weather good enough to wear shorts in…

    http://www.ramblingmuse.com

  39. Neil
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    Rosie and (I can’t believe I’m saying this) Paris in that first pic are the only ones who look vaguely decently dressed and non-fug. I hate those frayed, unbuttoned denim might-as-well-be-panties shorts that are seemingly everywhere.

    And the girl fugs are bad enough, but how could a hot guy like Penn Badgely do that to himself? Also, I co-sign on the need for a male models season of ANTM. One thing that the late Make Me A Supermodel had over ANTM was all the man candy.

  40. Andrew S.
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    Isn’t the accidental papped guy in the Katy shot the nephew from ‘Ugly Betty’? it looks like him at least!