First Coachella was a music festival. Then it became a giant grassy runway for celebs to show off all the macrame their budgets allowed. And now it seems to be a music festival with a bunch of branded lounges where celebrities can hang out to get photographed in a controlled setting instead of seeing bands and commingling with the dusty masses. The one constant: fug. So much fug.

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