“Why hello, friends!
I didn’t expect to see you standing there! I was just reading the step-and-repeat, minding my own business, and there you are! Wait, what’s that? Could you repeat that, treasured friend? You want to see the front of my dress? Oh, FINE. If you insist!”
“What do you think?! I hope it reminds you of how I played a superhero in that movie that everyone was all excited about and then didn’t see! I was a superhero in that movie, right? Oh, who cares!? Let’s talk about my dress some more!”