I have to confess: The pants Aria wears in episode 22 are the entire reason I started fugcapping this show on GFY. Because I knew they were coming, and I knew we would all have to talk about them, and I figured if THAT was where things were heading then there might be some pretty hilarious mile markers along the way (which proved correct — ladder pants and rubber ducky shoes among them). I’m not leading with them in the interests of chronology, but you can skip to slide 10 if you aren’t also curious about her hot jacket and Spencer’s ventilated blouse and Sydney Andrews’s weird-ass disease-backed dress. But WHY aren’t you curious? That is the question.
Plotwise: People are pretty, and little, and lying.