I have to confess: The pants Aria wears in episode 22 are the entire reason I started fugcapping this show on GFY. Because I knew they were coming, and I knew we would all have to talk about them, and I figured if THAT was where things were heading then there might be some pretty hilarious mile markers along the way (which proved correct — ladder pants and rubber ducky shoes among them). I’m not leading with them in the interests of chronology, ┬ábut you can skip to slide 10 if you aren’t also curious about her hot jacket and Spencer’s ventilated blouse and Sydney Andrews’s weird-ass disease-backed dress. But WHY aren’t you curious? That is the question.

Plotwise: People are pretty, and little, and lying.