Imagine that someone saw Heidi Klum’s canary monstrosity, the one that lives in infamy and haunts the darkest┬ácorners of our minds, and thought, “I miss that dress. It’s been two long, fallow years. IT’S TIME.” Impossible, right? AND YET HERE WE ARE, daring to taunt┬áthe grave of something that might reach its spindly hand up out of the ground and break our ankles. Hold me.

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