Freaky Fug Friday: Noomi Rapace


Just in time for the holidays, Freaky Fug Friday is back!

THE TASK: Doesn’t Noomi Rapace here look like the world’s most glamorous witch? Please invent the title of  the autobiography that this woman would write.

THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Monday.

THE PRIZE: Yay, this is exciting! We have five autographed copies of the newest book by Amy Spalding, Ink Is Thicker Than Water. What is this fine book about, I hear you wondering. Per Amazon: “For Kellie Brooks, family has always been a tough word to define. Combine her hippie mom and tattooist stepdad, her adopted overachieving sister, her younger half brother, and her tough-love dad, and average Kellie’s the one stuck in the middle, overlooked and impermanent. When Kellie’s sister finally meets her birth mother and her best friend starts hanging with a cooler crowd, the feeling only grows stronger. But then she reconnects with Oliver, the sweet and sensitive college guy she had a near hookup with last year. Oliver is intense and attractive, and she’s sure he’s totally out of her league. But as she discovers that maybe intensity isn’t always a good thing, it’s yet another relationship she feels is spiraling out of her control. It’ll take a new role on the school newspaper and a new job at her mom’s tattoo shop for Kellie to realize that defining herself both outside and within her family is what can finally allow her to feel permanent, just like a tattoo.” Sounds good, right? I’m starting it tonight, and I can’t wait to read it. Get to writing, and win one for yourself (or for a friend)!

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Comments (67):

  1. Carrick

    You never said who won the last one.

  2. Lizzy

    Glinda Goes Goth

  3. Gine

    Be Your Own Patronus: The Noomi Rapace Story

  4.  UnicornWrangler

    Love It or Lisbeth: How I Ditched the Dragon Tattoo and Found My Coven

  5. funnilyquaint

    You Hardly Noomi: My Transformation into Read-a Aura, Drag Queen Witch of the Lanai

  6.  The Rizz

    Quoth the Raven, Rapace No More.

  7. Adriana

    The Girl Who Found the Coven

  8. Big Noise

    Stand Back: Tales from a Stevie Nicks Doppelganger

  9. Carrick

    Endora’s Game

  10.  HelenBackAgain

    No, I’m Not Misty Day. Stop Asking!

  11. Bree

    Secrets of a Caftan: What’s Hidden Underneath

  12. Big D

    My Burning Senstion: How One Woman’s Quest to Fool Witch-hunters Led to Silver Screen Stardom

  13. Big D

    Ugh, that should have been…

    Burning Senstion: How One Woman’s Quest to Fool Witch-hunters Led to Silver Screen Stardom

  14. Sandra

    Hecate Chthonia in the Twenty-First Century

  15.  Miriam

    Noomi Rapace: My Roots

  16. Piglet the Pooh

    Harry Potter and the Ginny Weasley’s Got Nothin’ on This

  17. Alicia

    Not without my crystals: A witch’s fight with the TSA.

  18. ringthing

    Harnessing the Power of the Woman of Wonder Within – How I Vanquished My Demons Through the Magic of Bracelets

  19. Lizziedragon

    Riddle Me This: The Unedited Diary of Voldemort’s Secret Muggle Half-Sister

  20. Debbie Hartzman

    The Girl Who Went from Convent to Coven

  21. Jess

    The Girl With the Norwegian Ridgeback Tattoo

  22. Diane

    Veronica:The Autobiography of Veronica Lake

  23. Joanne Mitchell

    Get A Roomi: How Falling in Love Cost Me My Coven

  24. ChristieLea

    “You Never Noomi: My Secret Years As Diagon Alley’s Most Glamorous Model”- By Professor Minerva “Minoomi” McGonagall

  25. Amy

    The Rapacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the Wiccan Dream

  26. Rowynn

    The Girl With the Draggin’ Black Gown

  27. Blair

    At Least I Wore Bracelets

  28.  Kathryn F

    Magical Roots: How I Embraced My Heritage AND My Hair Color

  29. Michele

    The Dark Nun Rises: The untold story of garbage bag gowns, extreme neck craning and prayer.

  30. Amanda

    I Put A Spell On You: The True Story of the Lost Sanderson Sister

  31. runbmc

    Hex and the City

  32. Katy B

    Slytherin CAN Win: My Royal Life after Hogwarts by Kate Middleton (nee Pansy Parkinson)

    Cause obvs she’s taking polyjuice potion. And the harry potter nerdery continues!

    • ChristieLea

      Oho! I thought Kate looked a little TOO familiar with her surroundings when she toured the Hogwarts “set” last summer….

  33. Goldammer

    The Golden Handcuff: How I Unleashed My Inner Witch by NomNom Rampage

  34. Elspeth

    A Broom of One’s Own: The single girl’s guide to conquering Hollywood by magic

  35. Emma

    Stop Draggin’ My Wand (and Dress) Around

  36. Erin

    Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair, were it Macbeth about my hair?

  37. Lynsey

    “Channeling Your Inner Stevie Nicks; A Girl’s Guide to the Witch In All Of Us”

  38.  Stefanie

    Come to the Darth Side: Bringing Sith(y) Fashion Back, One Caftan at a Time

  39. Ranchole

    The Dark Side: My life as Luke and Leia’s secret sister

  40. Bottle Ginger

    “From Quibbler Geek to Red Carpet Chic: The Luna Lovegood Story”

  41. Krelnick

    Flying Blind: How I Wound Up Impaled on a Pillar by Roomi Napace

  42. Katherine M.

    Sabrina the Teenage Craft of East End: My year of angsty teen witchery

  43. Jane

    A Whole Noomi: Embracing Hecate

  44.  Lilywise

    The Witch with the Black Dragon Muu-Muu

  45. Emily

    Ghouls, Jewels and Mu-Mus: My Secret Wiccan Life in Scientology Hollywood

  46. a

    Forget the book title – I just want to know why it looks like she’s wearing someone else’s hand! I guess I’ll have to read all the autobiographies to find out.

  47. Anita Freiler Palmer

    BItchcraft: My broom is Invisible, Darlings!

  48. Katherine

    “I wanted rubby slippers, but all I got was a black robe (ok, and some winked monkeys): The sad story of Noomi, the Wicked Witch of the West”

  49.  Stephanie K

    The Girl Who Weighs Less Than a Duck.

  50. Anna S

    The Girl with the Swollen Hand: Noomi Rapace and the Case of Mistaken Appendage.

  51. Emily

    What Tattoos!

  52. Lori

    Haberdashery, High Heels and Broomsticks: A story of one woman’s fight to class up the profession

  53. Abbe

    Is this the same dress in black that Cate Blanchett wore in maroon to the Opening Night Gala of the 10th Annual Dubai international Film Festival? A Valentino?

    I can’t get over how that slanted beam looks as if it is going right through her body and as a result she is beginning to levitate, regardless (or because) of its Valentino priestess-Hecate mojo.

  54. jean marie downing

    Bell, Book, and Scandal

  55. Sarah

    Caftan Burn and Cauldron Bubble: How to Succeed in Witchcraft Without Really Trying

  56. BellaBelly

    From Nunnery to Witchery: My Life in Robes

  57. sunnygrrlSB

    Fly Me Away: from Broomsticks to Bed Clothes, the Noomi Rapace story

  58. NumberSix

    Alternate Thursdays (and Occasionally Saturdays Depending on When the Solstice Falls) with Sybil Trelawney: One Precog’s Journey to Avoid Untimely Impalement

  59. TonyG

    I’m a Rich Witch Girl
    (I Don’t Rely on the Old Man’s Money)

  60. Kara K

    Noomi Rapace: The Cape of Secrets

  61.  missbisque

    Little Black Magic: Classic Spells from the Book of Noomi Rapace

  62. Boricua in Texas

    Steve Nicks does the new Millennium.

  63. Kristin

    The Girl With the Diagon Tattoo

  64. bookworm

    It’s Not About the Broomstick: My Winsome, Witchy Life from the Runway to the Subway