It’s amazing how much more positively I respond to Jessica Biel when she isn’t sporting The Bangs of Doom:
Has she worn color at all since she and JT got hitched? The answer appears to be Not Really. Maybe this is the twenty-first century version of newly married women wearing their hair up after years of allowing it to flow virginally about their shoulders. Maybe she’s confusing “monogamous” with “monochromatic.” Regardless: this isn’t terrible, right? I mean, I’m BORED. I’m, like, deeply, deeply bored by her wardrobe lately. But I’m not MAD. And I love the shoes.
Are YOU mad?
- Yes! This sucks. (29%, 938 Votes)
- Yes. But not about this. No, no. I don't want to talk about it. (13%, 412 Votes)
- No, I like it! (18%, 594 Votes)
- No, but I am crushed by ennui. (40%, 1,306 Votes)
Total Voters: 3,250