Has she short-circuited?

Cut it off and make it a mini-dress, and I’ll have that conversation; wear this on your patio with a pitcher of margaritas, some cheesecake, and a view of the neighbor’s pool boy, and I’m totally there with you. Hell, Fat November just rolled into Even Fatter December, so I’m all about the muu-muu. But for your movie premiere it’s just not wise to look like one of those laminated pages in a a florist’s brag book.

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