Freaky Fug Friday: Olsen Edition


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Have you already read Spoiled (our YA novel that came out on Wednesday, doncha know)? Ready for some new reading material? We’re thrilled to be able to give away two prize packs this week, each containing: a copy of Sweet Valley Confidential — the much anticipated Sweet Valley High follow-up (and if you HAVE read Spoiled, you know that Brooke Berlin would be all over this contest if her father hadn’t already arranged for her to get an ARC, which I am sure he asked someone in his office to handle), AND an advance copy of the follow-up to Celebutantes, called Beneath a Starlet Sky. Two books! About celebrities, and blondes! An embarrassment of prize-riches!

THE SUBJECT: Um, hello. SVC is a book about twins. Obviously, we’re tackling an Olsen.

THE SITUATION: Girlfriend wore this on a plane, because it DOES make sense to wear something as close to jammies as possible when traveling.

THE TASK: When we were in college, my friend Dave used to make fun of my friend Jen — who is now, it should be noted, HIS WIFE — for wearing something similar. He called it her “SWOBE,” a portmanteau of “sweater robe.” But to me, SWOBE seems like an acronym. So tell us what SWOBE REALLY stands for. (My entry is: Sassy Weird Old Broad…shoot, I need an E word. This is why I don’t enter these things. Sassy Weird Old Broad Entertains! I lose.)

THE RULES: All entries must be posted in the comments of this post by 9 p.m. Pacific time on Sunday.

THE PRIZE: I just told you! The top two vote-getters in the final poll each get Sweet Valley Confidential AND Beneath a Starlet Sky. Time to get yourself some beach reading!

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  1. D
    0

    Saggy
    Wacko
    Oversized
    Black
    Ensemble

  2. Sue
    0

    Shouldn’t
    Wear
    Out
    Before
    End-of-the-world

  3. mimi taylor
    0

    some
    way
    out
    body
    enclosure

  4. Krystal
    0

    Sorta
    Wanton
    Open
    Black
    Engulfment

  5. AP
    0

    Sad
    Woeful
    Outerwear
    Beyond
    Explanation

  6. Melanie
    0

    Sweaty
    Waist-less
    Olsen-tastic
    Better left for Goodwill
    Eh, she’s clearly giving up, I guess I will too.

  7. emily
    0

    something
    worn
    only
    by
    ewoks

  8. Cristina
    0

    Similar
    Wardrobe
    Of
    Bellatrix (after the)
    End-of-Harry-Potter

  9. Ms Wheezer
    0

    some
    wear
    only
    big
    every-blessed-thing

  10. Rachel
    0

    Sister
    Wizard
    Olsen
    Bests
    Elizabeth

  11. erin
    0

    Seriously
    Wonked
    Out
    Besieged
    Engulfmemt

  12. Kelsey
    0

    Somebody
    Went
    Out
    Before
    Editing

  13. merkin4
    0

    Super-Sized
    Whacked-Out
    Osama
    Burka
    Ensemble.

  14. Jennifer
    0

    Someone
    Was
    Obviously
    Bloated,
    Eh?

  15. Lindsey
    0

    Smothering
    Wool:
    Olsen’s
    Body
    Enveloped

  16. Holly
    0

    Single
    White
    Octogenarian’s
    Bathing
    Ensemble

  17. Dru
    0

    Swimming
    Within
    One
    Bizarre
    Ensemble

  18. Kitty
    0

    Sweet
    Widdle
    Olsens;
    Big-n-Tall
    Envy?

  19. Chrissy Cunningham
    0

    Saggy
    Wool
    Outerwear/
    Blanket
    Enclosure

  20. erin
    0

    Some
    Would say
    Olsens
    Be
    Extreme wool enthusiast

  21. LuluB
    0

    Slightly Witchy Or Befittingly Emo

  22. Meghan
    0

    Sad-sack
    Waif
    On
    Board
    Egads

  23. Felipe
    0

    Smuggler’s
    Wordrobe
    Or
    Bod
    Encampment?

  24. Jess
    0

    Shoplifter-chic:
    Where
    Olsen
    Boho
    Encounters hobo… Hoboho!

  25. ali
    0

    This particular picture shows us Sorcery Wear ™: Original Black Edition.

    In general, however, the SWOBE is a Secret Weekend: Ostensibly Business-casual Edition.

    (You may know the Secret Weekend line from its other popular products, the Errand-only Yoga Pants and the Fashionably Oversized 90s Throwback Sweater.)

  26. Aviva
    0

    Sweater
    Worn
    Over
    Bedraggled
    Ensemble

  27. Amy Zavatto
    0

    Swathed
    Wobegon
    Orphan
    Bests
    Environment

  28. RubyCopper
    0

    Seriously
    Woolen
    Oversized
    Body
    Engulfer

  29. haley
    0

    Super
    Wooley
    Obscene
    black
    ever-lasting atrocity

  30. Regan
    0

    Shouldn’t
    We
    Olsens
    Be
    Eating?

  31. Mary R
    0

    Sister
    Wearing
    Oversized
    Broadcloth
    Ensemblegency*

    *portmanteau of ensemble and emergency

  32. Katty McNiley Ripley
    0

    Say to me,
    Who’s that girl?
    Olsen for sure
    Baggy as she can be!
    Elizabeth, please help your(s) sister(s) out!

  33. Kdots
    0

    Shrunken
    Woman:
    Olsen
    Beats
    Elephantiasis
    (film at 11)

  34. Mark
    0

    Some
    Weird
    Otherworldly
    Burnoose
    Ewww!

  35. Mouse
    0

    Sweater
    Worn
    Only
    By
    Eccentrics

  36. The Other Molly
    0

    Stupid
    Way
    Of
    Being
    Enshrouded

  37. Kendrily
    0

    Snuggly
    Wretched
    Oversized
    Black
    Enormity

  38. elsewise
    0

    Snuffleupagus
    Would’ve
    Owned
    Blankets
    Exactly like that

  39. Julie K
    0

    Sweater Robe
    Worn
    Out in public
    Befuddles
    Everyone

  40. Jessica
    0

    Hee. These are awesome! Keep ‘em coming! (You don’t need to format them like an acrostic, by the way, if you don’t want to. They can all be on one line. [None of those are disqualified or anything, just a formatting note for the interested!])

  41. Jennifer M.
    0

    Specialized
    Wackadoo
    Obfuscating
    Burlap
    Ensemble

  42. Julie K
    0

    Sweet!
    What was an afghan
    On my couch
    Becomes my traveling
    Exotic wear

  43. l
    0

    Senile
    Witch
    Outfit,
    Bellatrix
    Edition.

  44. Rachel
    0

    Shepherd
    Watching
    Over
    Billion-dollar
    Empire

  45. marianna
    0

    She
    Wears
    Obscure
    Body
    Entrapments

  46. Lindsey
    0

    Seriously, Wee Olsen, Bag ladies are Embarassed

  47. drlizardo
    0

    I don’t have an acrostic–I just have to say every time I read this blog and the comments I think AND I laugh! Both the fug girls and their followers are funny and witty. My mind=boggled!

  48. Willow
    0

    She
    Was
    Obituary
    Babe’s
    Endorser

  49. Vicki
    0

    Substantially
    Wide
    Open
    Blue
    Cozy
    Envelopment

  50. Lindsey
    0

    See
    Wikipedia
    Olsen, under
    Bonham-carter, helena, for
    Education

  51. Margaux
    0

    Snuggie Worn Only Beyond Elevation (30,000 ft)

  52. Lindsey
    0

    See
    Wikipedia,
    Olsen, under
    Bonham-carter, helena, for
    Education

  53. Lindsey
    0

    Whoops, sorry for the double post

  54. Bella
    0

    Sexless
    Wardrobe
    Of
    People
    Entrapped

  55. Vicki
    0

    I have no idea where that C came from.

    Substantially Wide Open Blanket Envelopment.

    I guess the C was subconsciously inserted to represent “crazy.”

  56. B
    0

    Sleepy
    Woman
    Becomes
    Ominously
    Engulfed

  57. Claire
    0

    Soft Womb of Billowing Eiderdown

  58. Laura B.
    0

    Swaddled in layers of woe
    Wan
    Overwhelmed by her lack of mojo
    Behold the bag lady
    Entrepreneur behind the Row

  59. Leah
    0

    Size W Overcoat on Bitty Elf

  60. Kelsey
    0

    She’s Wearing One Big Ensemble

  61. Chris
    0

    Shrouded
    Waif
    of
    Bohemian
    Elegance

  62. Jasmine
    0

    “Stop
    Wittle
    Olson”
    Begged
    Everyone

  63. mary
    0

    so,
    we’re
    over
    being
    earth-bound

  64. Lynley
    0

    She
    Will
    Only
    Be
    Engulfed

  65. Jenn
    0

    Seriously
    Weird
    Overwhelming
    Body
    Engulfer

  66. Lindsey
    0

    SWINTON
    Wannabe
    Olsen’s
    Boring
    Ensemble

  67. Jessimica
    0

    Sister
    Wife?
    Or
    Brilliant
    Entrepreneur?

  68. Kate B
    0

    Still
    Wearing
    Only
    Billowing
    Ensembles

  69. Jen
    0

    Supersized
    Witch
    Outwear?
    Beyond
    Explanation

  70. Melissa
    0

    Sartorial
    Weapon
    Of
    Body
    Erasure

  71. Sara B.
    0

    Stereotypical
    Woebegone
    Olsen
    Bedraggled
    Ensemble

  72. LindsayGoon
    0

    Sweaty
    Wool
    Overcoat
    Be
    Engulfing

  73. Jen
    0

    Supersized
    Witch
    Outwear?
    Beyond
    Explanation

  74. lms
    0

    Starlets Wear Overcoats Bigger (than) Ego

  75. Sabrina
    0

    Sullen
    Wistful
    Olsen
    Becomes
    Existential (*in my best Samuel L Jackson voice* On a mother-f***ing plane!)

  76. mel
    0

    Swallowed
    Whole,
    Olsen
    Baffles
    Everyone

  77. Alyssa
    0

    Seriously
    Wonky and
    Obscenely
    Blanket-like
    Ensemble

  78. Kelsey
    0

    ” Soo…
    We
    wOn’t
    Be a boinkin’
    Eh?”
    -Dave

  79. Kendra
    0

    Sad
    Wiccan
    Off her
    Bupropion
    Experiment

  80. TurnerOverdrive
    0

    She Would Obviously Be Engulfed….

  81. Alexis
    0

    Sweater swaddled
    Winter wear warlock
    Or our
    Bittiest baglady?
    Eternal enigma!

  82. pickeju
    0

    Sweater
    With
    Out
    Babe
    Exponent

  83. Kristi
    0

    SWOBE
    Spoiled Woman On Board to Europe
    Or something…

  84. pickeju
    0

    Sweet
    Withered
    Old
    Banana!!
    Egads.

  85. Lynne Cohen
    0

    Stank
    Wildly
    Oversized
    Bathrobe
    Envelope

  86. Natasha
    0

    Slanket
    Wearing
    Olsen
    Brazenly
    Emaciated

  87. pickeju
    0

    Sweetie,
    We
    Openly
    Beseech
    Exhibition

  88. What what
    0

    Snuggie Worn by Olsen Backwards. Eek.

  89. Sara B.
    0

    Stereotypical
    Woebegone
    Olsen
    Baglady
    Ensemble

  90. Jackie
    0

    Seriously?
    Weird
    Olsen
    Bed
    Etiquette?

  91. Nina
    0

    So,
    (jabber)Wocky
    Or
    Bad
    Ewok?

  92. Lex
    0

    Small
    Wrinkle
    Of
    Blonde
    Embellishment

  93. Mongerel
    0

    Strange Walking Obituary Bestrides Earth

  94. SarahBoBeara
    0

    Stylish
    Wench
    Or
    Boring
    Entrepreneur?

  95. Lolablue34
    0

    Sanctimonious
    Wee
    One.
    Bitch,
    Enough!

  96. Amanda in Austin
    0

    Snuggie
    Works
    Overtime.
    Beyond
    Encompassing.

  97. IdahoKappa
    0

    Sexagenarian
    Wobbles
    Onwardly
    Brandishing
    Ebony

  98. Mongerel
    0

    Strange Walking Obituary Bemuses Endlessly

  99. Minoli
    0

    Sweater
    Wears
    Olsen,
    Blinds
    Everyone

  100. KT
    0

    Sad twins
    Wear
    Oversized
    Bathrobes
    Everywhere

    (read while slowly shaking head side to side in sorrow and confusion- perhaps purse your lips and sigh as well for a more dramatic reading.)

  101. Carol Hackler
    0

    Subtugenarian
    Wannabe
    On
    Baggy
    Exodus

  102. Jen
    0

    Supersized
    Witch
    Outerwear?
    Beyond
    Explanation

  103. Challis
    0

    Sisters, sharing a
    Womb,
    Old
    Before their time.
    Evolve? Never!

  104. Challis
    0

    Sheath
    Worn
    By
    Obe-wan before the
    Empire struck back.

  105. Carmen
    0

    Strangely
    Wardrobed
    Olsen.
    Black.
    Expected….

  106. anabel
    0

    Soon
    Will
    Offer
    Barium
    Enemas

  107. Jen
    0

    Smothering wool overwhelms bohemian earthling.

  108. Jennifer
    0

    Sweet
    Witch
    of the
    Beggar
    Elves

  109. Carol
    0

    She
    Wore
    Overwhelming
    Blanket
    Everywhere

  110. Jen
    0

    Smothering Wool Overwhelms Bohemian Earthling

  111. natalie
    0

    She
    Wears
    Overly
    Brobdingnagian
    Ensembles

  112. lindy
    0

    Sizing
    Wasn’t
    Olsen’s
    Business
    Expertise

    Size
    Way
    Off,
    Billionaire
    Elf

    Snuggie
    With
    Outerwear
    Benefits—
    Eek.

  113. Jen
    0

    Is there a delay between making a comment and seeing it on the site?

  114. Sarah
    0

    So
    What? I’m still an
    Olsen. I got my
    Billions before I turned
    Eighteen.

  115. rax
    0

    So from under the horse blanket, We still know the Olsen Broad thinks she’s Enigmatic

  116. Deli
    0

    She
    Was
    Obviously
    Binge
    Eating

  117. Anny
    0

    Someone
    Was
    Obviously
    Boiling
    Everywhere

  118. H.
    0

    Sweltering
    Weather
    Oddly
    Breeds
    Envelopment

  119. l0nepinemall
    0

    Swimming
    Within
    One’s
    Bathrobe
    Egads!

  120. Jen
    0

    For some reason my post is not showing up.

    Smothering Wool Overwhelms Bohemian Earthling

  121. TurnerOverdrive
    0

    Sweet Wacky Olsen Batman! Egads……

  122. Angela De Felice
    0

    Sartorially
    Wrong
    Oddball
    Burka
    Equivalent

  123. Scott
    0

    Smuggling
    Wantonly
    Olsen’s
    Bony
    Elbows

  124. Erica
    0

    Sale:
    Warlock
    Outerwear.
    Bargain!
    Eye protection included.

  125. Gen
    0

    Should
    Warn
    Olsen
    Because
    Ewwwwwww!!!

  126. muz
    0

    Sad
    Weepy
    Obi-wan-Bathrobe
    Emeritus

  127. anna
    0

    Something from Andre’s discard pile…a
    Walrus
    Overgarment, perhaps?
    Beds another
    Elf

  128. Scott
    0

    Slytherin
    Without
    Ornament
    Body
    Envelope

  129. AnnaBanana
    0

    Seriously?
    Wtf…
    Omg!
    Burn it
    Expeditiously.

  130. Danielle
    0

    Seriously?
    Whomever
    OKed this
    Black hot mess is an
    Evil genius…

  131. Ailex
    0

    SWOBE? Oh, you mean:
    Sweltering.
    Witch-craft.
    Obesity.
    Baby-bump.
    Ensconser.

  132. susan rodocanachi
    +1

    Sad
    When
    Olsens
    Become
    Embarassments

  133. Jennie
    0

    So…
    Which
    Olsen
    Bundled
    Enormously?

  134. Alison
    0

    Sleeping bag
    Worthy
    Of
    Being
    Egged

  135. Rachel
    0

    Sagging
    Wrinkled
    Outerwear
    By
    Elizabeth James

  136. Amanda
    0

    Street-
    Wise
    Old
    Biddie
    Ensemble

  137. Smanja
    0

    Somewhere a
    Whale
    Or giant
    Bemoans stolen
    External garment

  138. Smanja
    0

    Striving to
    Weasel
    Out of celebrity
    Burden of
    Exposure

  139. Katie
    0

    Size
    Walrus
    Outerwear:
    “Buy
    Elephantine!”

  140. Katie
    0

    So
    Wanting
    Oreos
    Buying
    Ensemble

  141. lauren
    0

    she
    wears
    on-
    board
    entertainment

  142. Cecily
    0

    Sadsack Wearing Outsized Blanket Exiting

  143. Cecily
    0

    Sadsack Wearing OVERSIZED Blanket Exiting

    Sorry!

  144. Kristin
    0

    Seriously
    Weird
    Outerwear
    Be
    Embarrassed

  145. Teri
    0

    So
    What?
    Olsens dress like
    Bag Ladies
    Every day…

  146. Lori
    0

    shrouded
    with
    over sized
    blanket in
    eggplant

  147. Jennifer
    0

    SWOBE: Sweaty, Weighty, Overwhelmingly Black Exo-wrap

  148. Rayna
    0

    True fact: in HS and college, I wore a similar coat, black wool, vintage (Goodwill Store) but with horizontal pleats on the collar. My friends called it the Spacewoman Coat.

    LOVING the entries! More, please.

  149. Cassi
    0

    Sadly
    Woebegone
    Olsen
    Beating
    Entertainment-itis

  150. Laura
    0

    Smuggling
    Weed
    On
    Board,
    Easier with the B.F.G’s coat

  151. Christine
    0

    STOP!
    What (an)
    Offensive
    Beastly
    Ensemble

  152. Melissa
    0

    Silly
    Witches
    Old
    Biddies
    Everywhere unite!

  153. LJ
    0

    Sensational
    Wrap for the
    Octogenarian
    Boardering on
    Eccentric

  154. Johanna
    0

    Swaddled and coddled in bag-lady guises
    What lies beneath as always, surprises
    Obstinately refusing to obey fashion convention
    Bitch, seriously, please
    Enough cries for attention.

  155. peggtea
    0

    Sister,
    What
    Outrage
    Beckons Now–
    Egad!

  156. Lane
    0

    Single
    White
    Olsen
    Bitches
    eeeYeah!

  157. Mare
    0

    These are all hilarious. I can’t compete!

  158. Shelley
    0

    Summer
    wardrobe?
    Oh
    baby,
    et tu?

    Saggy
    Woolen
    Overcoat
    Bleakly
    Engulfs

    Skinny
    Wearer
    Overcome
    By
    Ennui

  159. Kmac
    0

    Swishy Wizard Outerwear Beautifully Encompassing

  160. Gina
    0

    Sisters wouldn’t offer bathrobes, Elizabeth.

  161. mwk
    0

    Soft
    Wardrobe
    Offers
    Blanket
    Enshroudment

    Skinny
    Woman
    Outsides
    Being
    Engulfed

  162. Diane
    0

    Sullen
    Wunderkind
    Outside
    Baglady
    Emporium

  163. josie
    0

    So what? Just
    Wearing my new
    Olsen line
    Bikini,
    Enigmatically…

  164. Marni
    0

    Single
    Woman
    Obtusely
    Being
    Expansive

  165. Jess
    0

    Something
    Wicked
    Only
    Bellatrix (Bonham-Carter)
    Endorses

  166. Jess
    0

    Something
    Wicked
    Only
    Bellatrix (Bonham Carter)
    Endorses

    (may be a double-submission… my first try isn’t showing up for some reason!)

  167. daisyj
    0

    Short Widdle Olsen Buys Engulfments

  168. Kari
    0

    Some
    Women
    Obfuscate
    Bodies
    Entirely

  169. Scarlett
    0

    Simply
    Wearing
    Only
    Bare
    Essentials.

  170. Jo
    0

    Sample Wiccan Offering: Beginners EBook

    (*no religion was harmed during the writing of this entry.)

  171. Scott
    0

    Slytherin
    Washable
    Oversized
    Body
    Envelope

  172. narshkite
    0

    Who knew Christo was turning to fashion?!

    Stumpifying
    Wraparaound
    Olsen
    Bath ‘n sorcery
    Ensemble

  173. Caitlin White
    0

    Shit
    We
    Oughta
    Be
    Exonerated (of)

  174. Michele
    0

    Slouchy Weighty Oversized Big Enveloper

  175. Abby Von Duve
    0

    By day they are The Olsen Twins, by International Air Travel they are…

    Super
    Women
    Of
    Billowing
    Ensembles

  176. Kerry
    0

    Stylish
    Woman
    Overwhelmed
    By
    Ensemble

  177. Lilybee
    0

    She
    Wore
    Over-sized?
    Big
    Epiphany!

  178. karmens
    0

    Summer?
    Winter?
    or
    Both?
    Either!

  179. punxxi
    0

    Silly
    Women
    Only
    Believe (it’s)
    Exotic

  180. your neighborhood li
    0

    Stumbling
    Wino
    Or
    Boldfaced
    Enfant?

    But I vote for Holly’s entry.

  181. your neighborhood li
    0

    She sat on the plane and ignored
    Woeful cries from the fashion-crit horde
    “Owlish clothes are my art,
    Because they muffle my fart.
    Enough from you all, I’m so bored.”

  182. Ryan
    0

    Something
    Woeful
    Obviously
    Beckoned
    Earnestly

  183. NumberSix
    0

    She
    Who
    Only
    Bares
    Extremities

  184. Ryan
    0

    Something
    Woeful
    Obviously
    Beckoned
    Earnestly

    (My first attempt to post did not show up, so I’m hoping this isn’t a double)

  185. rjoseph
    0

    “Summer Wardrobe!” Old Bag-ladies Exclaim

  186. Nicole B.
    0

    swinton
    would
    overhaul
    become
    ethereal

  187. Martha
    0

    So What? Out Being Eccentric

    P.S. Hagrid sent an owl, he totally wants his coat back.

  188. Jules
    0

    So
    Why don’t the
    Olson’s have a tailor
    By now?
    Eh

  189. Jules
    0

    She
    wears
    old
    boyfriend
    epidermis

  190. Kate
    0

    Spine-chillingly
    World-weary
    Ostentatious
    Bad
    Example

  191. SueA
    0

    Surly wardrobe obliterates bantam entity.

  192. SueA
    0

    Sinister wrap overwhelms bulimic elf.

  193. Adrienne
    0

    Seriously
    Woeful,
    Oversized,
    Baggy
    Encasement

  194. Sarah Rogers
    0

    sable
    wadmal
    obfuscates
    beldam’s
    écorché

    Dictionary may be useful… xxx

  195. Sarah Rogers
    0

    sa·ble/ˈsābəl/Noun: A marten (Martes zibellina) with a short tail and dark brown fur, native to Japan and Siberia and valued for its fur.
    Adjective: Black

    Definition for wadmal:Thick coarse heavily napped wool mostly used in winter clothing for the poor.

    ob·fus·cate/ˈäbfəˌskāt/Verb1. Render obscure, unclear, or unintelligible.

    bel·dam/ˈbeldəm/Noun1. An old woman.
    2. A malicious and ugly woman, esp. an old one; a witch.

    é·cor·ché/ˌākôrˈSHā/Noun: A human figure with the skin removed to display the musculature.

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  196. Chrissyq
    0

    A Swobe stands for:

    Soothing
    Wubby
    Over
    Bare
    Epidermis

    A wubby for your whole body when that’s the only kind of comforting that will do.

  197. Jessie
    0

    Stylistically
    Wacky,
    Olsen
    Barely
    Emerges

  198. Melody
    0

    Something
    Worn
    Over
    Bungled
    Effects

  199. Amanda
    0

    Smuggling
    Witty
    O-Town (oops, I mean N*Sync)
    Bloke
    Ensemble

  200. Thomas
    0

    Such
    Wild,
    Often
    Bohemian
    Elan

  201. lpskater
    0

    Such
    Weirdness
    Overly
    Black
    Eath (a word I have been dying to use, means easily).

  202. Lobelia
    0

    sometimes we overdo bohemian edginess

  203. Ellen S
    0

    Snugglé:
    Wearable,
    Oversized
    Blanket.
    Exclusively by Elizabeth and James

  204. joe
    0

    Slankets
    Wrapped
    Organically
    Before
    Embarkation

  205. Isanne
    0

    Suitably
    Witchy
    Olsen
    Become Beastly
    Elder

  206. Jennie-Suz
    0

    So,
    We’re
    Over
    Being
    Eccentric?

  207. Jennie-Suz
    0

    Ahh! it deleted out my [/sarcasm] in the previous post:

    So,
    We’re
    Over
    Being
    Eccentric?

    [/sarcasm]

  208. Claire
    0

    “Sloppy We Ought Be” Explained Yoda

  209. Simone
    0

    Something
    Which
    Olsens
    Believe
    Exists

  210. Sherry
    0

    Seeking
    Whereabouts
    Of
    Belt,
    Egads!

    Or

    Snuggie
    Which
    Opens
    But
    Envelops

  211. Jen L.
    0

    Spiritless
    Wee
    Olsen
    Burns
    Eyes

  212. SiouxQ
    0

    Shameless
    Wearing
    Olsen
    Bedding
    Experience

  213. Paula
    0

    Sister Was Overtaken By Ebony

  214. Sajorina
    0

    So, WTF? Oh, Bewildering Elf!

  215. Sajorina
    0

    Since When Outrageous Became Elegant?

  216. Sajorina
    0

    Shame Wandered Off, Bitch-Es!!!

  217. RenaissanceGrrl
    0

    Swarming
    Wafting
    Overpowering
    Black
    Enigma.

  218. Mary-Jane
    0

    Sometimes
    Wacky
    Otherwise
    Beautiful
    Earthling

  219. Ali
    0

    Sweet Whirling Offensiveness Beware Ensnarement

  220. Wendy
    0

    Say what, Olsen? Been eating?

    SWEATERTHING would Olsens both envelop.

  221. Issie
    0

    Spare Wardrobe Of Battlefield Earth

  222. Lobelia
    0

    Silhouette Wanted Only By Elephants

  223. Sajorina
    0

    Shoplifting With Overcoat Becomes Easy!

    *Note: I don’t condone shoplifting.

  224. allison
    0

    Some
    Wee
    Olsens
    Became middle
    Easterners

  225. Megan
    0

    Someone
    Was
    On
    Bad
    Ecstasy

  226. Ann
    0

    She
    Wears
    Only
    Blue
    Elephant-hide

  227. sean
    0

    Storage
    Was
    Of
    Breathtaking
    Extent

  228. Rachael
    0

    Supersized
    Windbreaker
    On
    BItsy
    Eccentric

  229. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    Silly
    Wraparound
    On
    Bantam
    Eccentric

  230. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    Size
    Won’t
    Overwhelm
    Barmy
    Erraticism

  231. Kerri
    0

    Smuggling Whole Orphans By Envelopment

  232. Jasmine
    0

    Sugar,
    wearing
    oversized
    black is
    embarrassing.

  233. Katie
    0

    Signal
    When
    Oxygen
    Becomes
    Expired

  234. Bambi Anne Dear
    0

    Stupid
    Wardrobe
    Of
    Behemoth
    Excess