Hey, I can’t ding Erin Wasson for this:
Who hasn’t realized she’s got a Pirates and Wenches party coming up — like a Tarts and Vicars party, only with more parrots, and also: did Helen Fielding INVENT the Tarts and Vicars party just for the purposes of embarrassing poor Bridget Jones, or are you delicious Brits truly having such specific fancy dress parties? An American needs to know — and decided to take her outfit out for a test run? When you’re going out dressed as a pirate AND a wench, you need to make sure people aren’t receiving conflicting messages — and you also have to make sure your boob isn’t going to pop out.
