Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Jenna Fischer


I tried, Pam. I tried.

The color is nice on you! It is! But it looks like you gathered together a bunch of kids’ glockenspiels and nailed the pieces to your torso. If I walked up you with a mallet, I could totally “Twinkle, Twinkle” all up in your business.
Also, I don’t mean to pry, but are you pregnant? Just asking. It’s a good thing — you have that glow. Unless the emanation from your funky shiny purse is that potent, but I’m pretty sure it’s a from-within thing.
Love,
Heather
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