Emmy Awards Scrolldown Well Fugged: Thomas Jane


I can’t decide if Thomas Jane is a comedic genius, or if he’s lost his mind. Because he has gone from wearing no shoes at all…

… to poultry feet. I am pretty sure this has something to do with why the chicken crossed the road; I just can’t decide if its family should be pressing criminal charges.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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  1. deee
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    Most bizarre scroll down EVER!

  2. Kendra
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    :(

  3. Elle
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    What.

    WHAT.

  4. vandalfan
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    I thought he was wearing loaves of French Bread, or possibly cartoon cacti slippers. The suit’s darn nice, but I’d have unbuttoned the jacket what with the vest, and worn a different shirt and tie.

  5. amys
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    Someone is trying a little too hard. Next!

  6. labyrinthine
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    Better poultry feet than Vibram Five Fingers,

  7. Lina
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    That is hilarious. I just wish he weren’t doing the “Heyyy, look at my package!” hands-in-pockets pose.

  8. eee
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    WTF is happening here?!?!?!?!? Perhaps HBO insisted that he wear shoes to their parties, and so he’s retaliating with the worst shoes he can find.

    Either way, I can’t stop laughing at this. WTF, Thomas Jane. W.T.F.

  9. Michelle
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    Such a shame too casue he actually looks pretty darn good from the ankles up!! And is it just me or can anyone else not stop staring at his crotch.?? What is happening there!!

  10. Electric Landlady
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    I can’t tell for sure, but are said feet actually tied together?

  11. Jen
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    Thomas Jane Rocks!

  12. Colleen
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    Fan-fugu-tastic. I really want to know the story behind these. And I didn’t look at his package until other commenters here tipped me off!

  13. Nicole McIlroy Steeves
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    There is a children’s story called Bony Legs in which the witch lives in a house built on chicken feet (viewable in a Google Image search for Bony Legs). I’d call this an homage.

  14. Becca
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    Where in the world did he find these? …You know what, I don’t want to know.

  15. Sarie
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    See to me this is just obnoxious. It looks like what some teenager would do after getting in a fight with there parents about not wanting to go somewhere. “Fine if I have to go then I’ll wear chicken feet and you’ll regret making me go for ever”

  16. Lynne
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    That is hilarious. Somehow it’s funnier because he is otherwise dressed fairly conservatively. And Electric Landlady, I think you’re right. His feet do looked as if they’re tied together.

  17. Rachel
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    For a hot second, I thought his feet were missing. Then, my brain registered what it was looking at, and a muffled “WHAT?!” could be heard from my cubicle.

  18. The Gong of Doom
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    I had the distinct displeasure of having to go to high school, with Thomas Jane back when he went by the name Tom Elliott, or as he was known to the girls in Drama Club, ‘Mr. Date Rapist.’ I have NEVER known a more smug, self involved and self centered individual who had such utter loathing and disdain for women.

  19. nannyo
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    Ok, the shoes are a peverbial “finger” to all of us who balked at his prima donna barefeet. And the suit is wrinkled and the shirt and tie are awful and double awful with this suit. If you are going to wear a tie…do it right tightened to the top button until you are flopped on the couch at home or everyone has left but the janitor at work. Certainly don’t do the casual loosen when you are posing for photos, for heavens sake. You know I used to think Chicken Feet Shoes were funny but this guy ruined them for me. Thanks a bunch TJ.

  20. Sajorina
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    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!! I’d rather see him barefoot!

  21. Shanti
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    Wow. A real, live person over the (chronological) age of 12 wore those. In public. To a formal event.

    I think that just made my day.

  22. Christopher D
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    @Nicole McIlroy Steeves – a hut on chicken legs is the traditional home Baba Yaga (or Baba roga etc) a russian figure from folktales (she’s a witch)…

    @The Gong of Doom- unless there is a conviction, I’d be careful what you label him (or anyone)… this is about his clothing sense which is frankly (yawn…chickenfeet…yawn)

  23. Leone
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    This guy is soooo obnoxious and not in a fun way and he’s trying way too hard. I get what Mr. Barefoot is attempting here but he’s more eye-roll, than laughter, inducing. Go away now.

    If he’s married I feel sorry for his wife. Ugh.

  24. Kendall
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    I don’t care, he is my favourite Older-Man Crush. THOMAS JANE MARRY ME YOU SEXY MAN

  25. amys
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    Maybe he borrowed them from the San Diego chicken, that baseball mascot?

  26. Libby
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    He’s spent too much time w/his former brother-in-law, David Arquette. The two of them couldn’t come up with one normal ensemble between ‘em. Such a shame because he is mighty fine.

  27. Ana
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    i love it. this is hilarious!

  28. Wordphreak
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    He’s a mess and should just go away.

  29. Kimberli House
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    I don’t care what he does or wears. He is sooooo dreamy.

  30. Alma
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    Oh Thomas Jane, you are no Alan Cumming.

  31. jenny
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    Actors.

  32. Oh Dear
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    Oh my god, that is fantastic – thank you Thomas Jane! I scrolled down fully expecting to see bare feet. It took a moment to really see (that carpet is extra busy); at first I thought they were like weird jester type shoes, then I realized: chicken feet. Bless.

  33. Jane
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    I fully cackled out loud when i got to the bottom.

  34. Struds
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    So did I. Then I worried he would fall over when he walked away – is that a string between them?

  35. Minerva Orduno
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    Is his Thomas Jane pulling a Jon Hamm?

  36. M.Amanda
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    I’m feeling a little more forgiving of his consistent fuggery. At least he has a sense of humor.

    At least I home that’s what this is about.

  37. SmallFry
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    The sad thing is he couldn’t even be bothered to tie the laces on his bizarro shoes!

  38. Celine
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    It blends! And it’s attached to each other, like a pair of new flats you buy off the hanging racks at H&M… new collection?

  39. witjunkie
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    Sarie & nannyo, I think you hit the nail on the head. I think that middle claw (?) being longer than the others is no accident.

  40. greatwhitenorthchick
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    Think he’s made the link yet? Marital trouble started when he began showing up to functions wearing those rubber web-toed shoes. Things came to head when he finally went full metal foot commando. And he hasn’t appeared with a female escort since. Hello?!

    Too bad. Guy’s talented; I liked him in Deep Blue Sea (I think that’s the name).

  41. Sarah
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    Fug girls…..I think he did this for you!!!!

  42. heather
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    I ignored him until now. This is awesome in my books and I look forward to more silly footwear from him.

  43. will-smith-not-him
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    AWESOME! He’s been cast in a Tod Browning remake! AWESOME!

  44. Megan
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    Excuse me a) he’s hot, and b) see the bulge in his pants? Case closed.

  45. The Gong of Doom
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    Christopher D, Since I have multiple first hand examples of his date raping techniques from back in the day in high school, and since I was there and you quite obviously weren’t, I can throw around whatever accusations I choose, and in this case they aren’t accusations they are facts. But O NOES!!! According to you I ruined everything simply because this is a site all about fashion and therefore all comments must be limited to fashion.

    Go away.

    Seriously, go away and never come back.

    But since you are demanding that I comment on fashion, fine, here it is; Thomas ‘I was a Date Rapist in High School’ Jane looks like a complete and utter tool with those repulsive excuses for shoes he is wearing.

    Happy?*

    *And I SO don’t care whether or not that makes you happy.

  46. snuffy
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    ngl, these shoes made me love him just a little.

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  58. Eve
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    He was married to an Archette, why are you guys surprised?

  59. Eve
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    *Or is it Arquette? Not sure. Anyway, kinda love him for this.