Is Agent Provocateur REALLY trying to make clothes intended to be worn outside the bedroom?

Bceause they’re going to have to try a little harder. Surely after this, NOBODY is going to want to appear anywhere in a translucent, pinchy mess that evokes getting stuck inside the world’s most complicated game of Cat’s Cradle. Except maybe Nicole Scherzinger, whose Fug Madness run hinged on a laced catsuit, but we’d BETTER not be in a place where Oscar Winner Jennifer Hudson is turning herself into Occasional Scratch Lotto Ticket Winner Nicole Scherzinger, or else I am going to her house and taking that statuette and smelting it.

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