CMTs Fug Carpet: Carrie Underwood

Gwyneth Paltrow is totally going to have this in her wardrobe… when she’s retired and living in Palm Beach.

The sleeve length is weird. The shorts are a torrid mess. And the color even looks like my grandparents’ yacht club’s after-dinner mints tasted. Oh, and yes, there IS a frosted porthole on her bum:

That’s so GOOP. Also, That’s So GOOP needs to come to a cable channel near me very, very soon.

[Photos: Getty]

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Comments (21):

  1. Laura

    All I can think is that this is Barbara Mandrell in modern-day form.

  2.  Billie

    This is awful. And I think GOOP would at least have it tailored properly.

  3. theotherjennifer

    formal shorty pajamas? GOOP would have better shoes as well.

  4. Kate

    I dunno, it IS the CMT music awards… I feel like grandparents’ yacht club after dinner mint themed attire is to be expected, if not an actual requirement for attending.

  5. Jasmine

    I just can’t get behind her husband’s hair. I know he’s not the one we’re looking at– but dude. Come on. You’re a hockey player, you should almost have better hair than her.

    I kind of like the colour of the formal shorts-suit though! Not the fact that it’s a formal shorts-suit. But the colour is nice with her skin.

    • anna s.

      Hockey players historically have terrible hair. It’s a sport-wide joke. Fisher actually isn’t bad compared to some hockey players.

  6. Mouse

    Her legs and her face are two different colours. This outfit looks like a pajama shirt with tap pants. She should be wearing some mirabou slippers. The blue strip on her hip looks like she’s wearing a thong that’s slipped…

    Not a fan!

  7. Stefanie

    Ehhhhhh. Im just not even sure what to say.

  8.  Courtney

    I don’t know, Carrie just flashes her smile and puts me under a spell or something. On anyone else, I’d roll my eyes at this. Especially on GOOP. But on Carrie, I’m leaning towards cute. The cut is a bit awkward, but otherwise I think she looks very pretty.

    •  HelenBackAgain

      Of course she looks very pretty – Carrie IS very pretty.

      But this outfit is a disaster.

    • Kat

      I agree, it’s hard for me to hate on Carrie. Her face! Her hair! And let’s not talk about the horrible things I would do (besides diet or exercise) to have legs like hers. Her gams are unrivaled.

      • Heather

        Yes, but it’s important to note the difference between “hating on Carrie” and not liking what she’s wearing. The latter isn’t personal. She can have the best face and hair in the world and still not be doing it justice with her outfit.

  9. Brenna

    I HATE the outfit, but her legs are inspiring me to do more squats and lunges.

    •  HelenBackAgain

      Yeah, they are totally transformed since her American Idol days and look amazing. It can be done! With time and effort, and, ideally, a trainer, but it can be done. Bonus, clothes will fit better! If you want to even wear clothes by the time you get to this level of fitness.

      None of which awareness is getting me off the sofa, but, ya know… it’s nice to know the possibility exists.

  10. goldfish

    Well, Carrie and Goop both have extremely unkempt husbands.

  11. Jen from cincy

    If I had those legs, I’d wear a lot of shorts. Wow.

  12. Sandra

    Man, when August rolls around she is going to be so mad that her stylist gave her this to wear in June instead of saving if for the Synchronized Swimming World Championships in Barcelona.

  13. Clarence Beeks

    She has beautiful legs, but there has GOT to be a better way to present them!

  14. LouisaFinnell

    This reminds me of that Project Runway guy last year who won his week by making a silvery white New York-themed Rockettes outfit. I wonder if he designed this too.

  15. Ellie

    I can’t even look at the clothes when her hair and make-up are that horrifically bad.