Gwyneth Paltrow is totally going to have this in her wardrobe… when she’s retired and living in Palm Beach.

The sleeve length is weird. The shorts are a torrid mess. And the color even looks like my grandparents’ yacht club’s after-dinner mints tasted. Oh, and yes, there IS a frosted porthole on her bum:

That’s so GOOP. Also, That’s So GOOP needs to come to a cable channel near me very, very soon.

[Photos: Getty]