Fugger: Winona Ryder

Fuggle Women: Winona Ryder at Screening of ‘Turks and Caicos’

OH WINONA. I want so much more for you than this! Even when you were having all your Troubles with the shop-lifting and the prescription drugs (sidenote: a friend of mine went to the same doctor as Winona for years, and when the news broke that said doc was writing Wino many many a prescription she didn’t need, said Friend was all, “WELL, there is a REASON we all call him Dr. Feelgood”), I still wanted good things for you! You are so snarky in Beetlejuice and so lovely in Little Women (hers is my FAVORITE Little Women, although Bale is SO dreamy as Laurie that I get even MORE ENRAGED WHEN HE ENDS UP WITH THAT BOOK BURNER AMY MARCH RAGE) and so very in Heathers. I want you to have a smashing wonderful comeback and to show up places looking amazing:

THIS is not how I imagined that trend beginning!

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Fugs and Fabs: AARP’s Movies For Grownups Awards Gala

Well, that event name is  a real mouthful. Also, do people really want to attend an event sponsored by the AARP? It’s not the sexiest organization in the universe. So many questions, you guys.

[Photos: WENN]


ICYMI: New York Fugshion Week

Rumor has it that you have stuff to do in your lives beyond hanging out here at GFY, reading stuff and commenting on things and making shopping lists of DRESSES YOU WANT and DRESSES YOU WANT TO BURN. So if you missed anything, here is a handy round-up of everything we wrote for our friends at The Cut, plus a handy slideshow of everyone who went to Marc Jacobs and Calvin Klein yesterday.


Fine or Fab: Wino Forever

Winona always looks like she is terrified in advance, as if she owns an unruly pet and hates going home because she just knows the sitter is going to tell her that it ate another pair of shoes and then tried to mate with her purse.

Which is too bad, because this is a perfectly nice outfit. With confidence — just a little extra zing — she could sparkle in it. Look how not-tentative she is here. What do we have to do to bring back that girl? She’s still gorgeous, and I REALLY want her to get into a project I’m excited to see because I miss her, but it’s hard to sell either an outfit or oneself if you look like you are about to duck preemptively in case the locust plague starts.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Disconnect Screening

Or, as I described this to Heather, “a bunch of famous people looking okay, and then some less famous people looking insane.” Plus Alexander Skarsgard.

[Photos: Getty]


Well Played, Winona Ryder/OMG Ray Liotta

I have a lot of thoughts. Most of them are encapsulated as: WINO FOREVER.

[Photos: Getty]