Fugger: Sarah Jessica Parker

Met Gala Fug Carpet: Sarah Jessica Parker in SJP/H&M and Philip Treacy

I don’t know how to tackle this one. Because I like SJP a lot — I’ve never heard anyone who’s ever met her (including us!) have a single bad word to say about her. She’s by all accounts really nice and a total pro and a class act. And she always GOES FOR IT HERE and I also appreciate that. I am not sure that I appreciate this, though. It gets complicated. Let’s discuss.

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Fugs and Fabs: Yet ANOTHER Jingle Ball

All of these people are so over jingling and balls by now.

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Fugs or Fabs: Sarah Jessica Parker and Nicole Richie

My kneejerk reaction is that Nicole looks great and SJP (bless her) looks wacky. Let’s dig deeper.

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Fug and the City: Sarah Jessica Parker

On the bright side, she doesn’t need a bracelet?

The Broadway Opening Night Performance After Party arrivals

She’s also DEFINITELY wearing a bra.

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Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker in Mary Katrantzou

SJP is wearing Mary Katrantzou because — and this is awesome — Parker, as one of the New York City Ballet’s board of directors, had the brainwave to ask major designers to design pieces for the ballet, and Katrantzou is one of the designers in question (as is Sarah Burton for McQueen, Carolina Herrera, and Thom Browne). Which is extremely cool.  And I recognize that this dress is full-on nutty, but I weirdly sort of like it. I can’t. Don’t hate me:

New York City Ballet 2014 Fall Gala

Yes, it could literally be a costume from Game of Thrones and it could also be inspired by a REALLY fantastic holiday table runner or a seriously dramatic front door (possibly a front door or a table runner from Game of Thrones, honestly. This fall, at Pier One!), but I sort of dig it. Can’t you just see her sweeping in to have potentially poison tea with Cersei Lannister while wearing this? I mean, it’s SJP, so she would be playing some fundamentally sympathetic person who is only trying to help, which means that Cersei would end up pushing her out a window at the end or something, but she’d look impressive before that happened, anyway, and it would be fun synergy for HBO to get her back on-screen for a little bit.  I’m just saying: There are possibilities here.

What say you?

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Two

– Rebecca Minkoff put 3D glasses on all the seats for viewing her last five outfits — the patterns were supposed to jump out at us, I guess, although ours didn’t work. The front row had actual sunglass-style ones, though, and we wouldn’t be surprised if Zosia Mamet randomly wore hers around town just for fun.

– There were shenanigans on the Nonoo runway, after which we ran across Emma Myles (Leanne from Orange Is The New Black) and talked to her about her teeth on that show. She was a hilarious delight.

Hilarrible Baldwin brought her baby — sans earplugs — to Carmen Marc Valvo. There, we spotted two MORE Orange Is The New Black cast members, Selenis Leyva and Jackie Cruz, who then also made it to Nicole Miller. That show is getting some GOOD publicity this week.

– At Monique Lhuillier, Jennifer Morrison’s hair looked terrible, and the world continued turning apace on its axis.

– We didn’t write it up, but we also saw Zimmermann. And while it was devoid of much potential future Middletonia, it DID have a lot of gold lamé, and hopefully we can rustle up some photos of it for you.

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