Fugger: Sarah Jessica Parker

New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Two

– Rebecca Minkoff put 3D glasses on all the seats for viewing her last five outfits — the patterns were supposed to jump out at us, I guess, although ours didn’t work. The front row had actual sunglass-style ones, though, and we wouldn’t be surprised if Zosia Mamet randomly wore hers around town just for fun.

– There were shenanigans on the Nonoo runway, after which we ran across Emma Myles (Leanne from Orange Is The New Black) and talked to her about her teeth on that show. She was a hilarious delight.

Hilarrible Baldwin brought her baby — sans earplugs — to Carmen Marc Valvo. There, we spotted two MORE Orange Is The New Black cast members, Selenis Leyva and Jackie Cruz, who then also made it to Nicole Miller. That show is getting some GOOD publicity this week.

– At Monique Lhuillier, Jennifer Morrison’s hair looked terrible, and the world continued turning apace on its axis.

– We didn’t write it up, but we also saw Zimmermann. And while it was devoid of much potential future Middletonia, it DID have a lot of gold lamé, and hopefully we can rustle up some photos of it for you.

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Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker

Something about SJP’s posture here is so Carrie Bradshaw:

I think it’s the pigeon-toed thing, but I also just feel like her face expression is saying, “remember that time Ron Livingston broke up with me on a Post-It?” Having noted this very important fact, let’s take a look at this outfit in action:

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What The Fug: Sarah Jessica Parker in Schiaparelli Couture

“Someday,” she thought, “my prince will come.”

Sarah Jessica Parker at amfAR Inspiration Gala

“And when he does, he’ll be so GLAD I bought that pastel stamp set and made a chastity garment that protects the rare virtue of my elbows and upper forearm. And when we marry I shall be known as Princess Ulna, and on our wedding night I’ll sing, Let it ‘bow, let it ‘bow, can’t hold it back anymore; let it ‘bow, let it ‘bow, slice the cloth and slam the door // and see it bend // my joint foreplay // it’s been hiding for so long //  a lady’s crook should be saved for her wedding day. I mean, right?!?”

well, is it?


Met Gala Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta

I had a lot of feelings about this gown, but let me begin with one I expressed on Twitter: That hair is a serious Donna Martin joint if ever I saw one.

I couldn't help but wonder: What does Fug Nation think?

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Fugs and Fabs of The New York Pops Birthday Gala

Part of this was like a mini Smash reunion. God, I miss Smash. Remember how terrible it was and how much fun we had complaining about how much we loved to hate it? Those were the days. Nothing works me into a paroxysm of glee/rage like Smash used to do.

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Fugs and Fabs: Variety’s Women In Film Event

Strangely, I can’t even remember when some of these women were last IN a film. (Except for you, Idina.)

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