Fugger: Rooney Mara

Cannes Fugs and Fines: Rooney Mara


At this point I want to slip the Pantone book under her hotel room door with the note, “RECONSIDER.”

NOTE: This first pic is not Rooney. I fell for the incorrect caption because of the hat. I figured it skewed things in pics but that in person they would have known it was her. Not so! But I am leaving the pic because the outfit is dumb.

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Cannes Fugs and Fab: The Calvin Klein Women in Film Party


I guess we can assume they’re all wearing Calvin Klein.

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Met Ball Fines or Fabs: The Mara Sisters


I actually really appreciate that Rooney didn’t do a full backslide into Lisbeth Salander for this. More like… a partial. But it works.

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Fugs or Fabs: Rooney Mara


I met a photographer this week who told me, “She looks so miserable. I LOVE HER.” But she couldn’t stay miserable in the face of Jude Law.

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Fug or Fab: The Sisters Mara


Do we have a (potential) Ginnifer Goodwin situation here — as in , did somebody stupidly give Rooney Mara a complex about her smile — or do we think she’s still in Lisbeth Salander gloomy-guts mode?

There is something unusual and pretty about the main dress, but the torso awning seems so stiff and overly artsy on her, like it’s yelling so hard in the name of making a statement that it’s not paying attention to what the statement actually is. The spacey remove of the wearer doesn’t sell it. I’m not saying she has to be Little Miss Sunshine if she isn’t, but a hint of a smile would be nifty. Maybe she hates that she made this movie, which I keep calling Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay, but her career won’t be dead by its hand. So even if her shoulders look like a flower arrangement being laid atop someone’s coffin, she shouldn’t mourn like she’s at an ACTUAL funeral.

Her sister wasn’t super cheerful either, and went the opposite end of the color spectrum:

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Fugs and Fabs: The House of Cards premiere


I was thinking to myself, “I wonder if Rooney Mara and Kate Mara ever get asked to pose together, Olsen-style.” It turns out the answer is YES, but with 50% less change of permanently conjoined hips.

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