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Your Afternoon Chat: What You Wear on the Plane


Let’s look at all these celebs getting on and off planes, and talk about travel wear.  You guys know I love talking about packing, and I also love articles about What To Wear On the Plane. I will read every single one of them. (I spent all morning reading this post on Into The Glossabout Joan Didion’s packing list.) Literally, I don’t care: you have an article about wearing things on a plane/packing for a trip, I WILL READ IT. So, let’s talk Plane Wear Hints and Packing Tips and The One Thing You Always Put In Your Carry-On and all that stuff. My own personal rule is just that I have to bring a scarf or a sweater because I am always really, really really cold on a plane/in an airport. I own like nine random pashminas that I have bought in airports across the world. I once spent like $40 on a fleece blanket in the Austin airport because I was so cold. And yet I am surprised every time this happens.

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The X-Fugtor: Rita Ora in Jean Paul Gaultier


Rita is wearing all this for the X-Factor auditions, for which she is presumably seated behind a giant desk, as is the format on all Simon Cowell shows.

Rita Ora x-factor

Regardless, we are at Crack Level: High. But it’s possible that it looks even CRAZIER when all you can see is the top half. Maybe that’s how she accepts or rejects people: swivels to the All Business side for a yes, and if it’s a no, she rotates to Worst Thing You Ever Saw On Sale At Express.

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Recent Fugs and Fines: Rita Ora


She’s ba-aaack.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Chanel


There is a HILARIOUS and wonderful disparity between what these celebs showed up in, and what Karl then put on them for the show. PS: Lily Collins totally chewed SOMEONE out over this. I’m not sure who. BUT SOMEONE.

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Cannes amfAR Fugs and Fabs: Brights


In another unexpected move, I NEVER would have picked out that cut or color for Marion Cotillard. Did she and Dita collude to confound the bloggers?

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Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Rita Ora


I’m so tired of this.

Rita Ora in Fausto Puglisi billboard music awards

Once again I am looking at Rita Ora’s Everything: navel, and cleavage, and rump-pits, oh my. It is The Netherending Story and the plot is not thickening and I am OVER IT.

Rita Ora in Fausto Puglisi billboard music awards

Especially because it lends itself to the whole “Oopsie! Tee-hee!” attitude of this photo, which is so incredibly disingenuous when she KNOWS she’s wearing a bra and a toga. But I’ve had several glasses of wine, so that makes me more expansively eye-rolly than usual.

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