Fugger: Rita Ora

BRIT Awards Better-Only-On-A-Technicality Carpet: Rita Ora


Blessedly, her bum is not extruding gossamer black fabric — a sentence, by the way, that a person in this world should never, ever have to type.

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And in one sense, this is her pushing back in the other direction from that Oscar post-party outfit, given that she’s wearing a jumpsuit that also has its own skirt — as if she’s double-bagging herself after having merely quarter-bagged it in L.A. But it’s still a see-through jumpsuit and an equally translucent skirt, so even though the gentle gold sparkles are alluring, the effect is Same As It Ever Was. Aren’t you bored of rolling the Bits Dice to see which ones you show us today, Rita?

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Oscars Well Played to WTF: Rita Ora in Marchesa, Vera Wang, and Donna Karan


Let’s just take in this glamorous view of Rita Ora:

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We will see more of this gown in a minute, but let’s just appreciate the chic sleekness of the back. The hourglass-y silhouette. The grace and the color and that eternity of a train.

And then let’s swerve:

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Grammys Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Silver


SHINY!

(As ever with these themed round-ups, if you think we missed someone, we probably covered them in their own post below. Like Gaga!)

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fab: Ladies in Red


In case you needed an earworm this afternoon, HERE’S LADY IN RED. You are so welcome.

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Fugs and Fines: How Many Freaking Jingle Balls Are There, Anyway?


This outfit says, “I am so tired and I just want to go home and put on a Snuggie.”

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I Fug Radio: Rita Ora in Viktor & Rolf


This reminds me of that scene in Pretty Woman where  Julia Roberts drapes herself in nothing but a necktie and sits waiting for Richard Gere. Except replace “necktie” with “suit fabric remnant” and “Richard Gere” with “Santa.”

Rita Ora I Heart Radio Jingle Ball

I can just see her waiting in his sleigh, feet propped up, sipping a glass of bubbly. However: As ridiculous as that thing is, it DOES l0ok extremely comfortable AND forgiving of Holiday Cheese Consumption (of which mine will be storied), so I can’t say I’d kick it out of my house, either. Maybe it’ll be my new wine cardigan/Downton caftan/bathrobe.

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