Fugger: Rita Ora

WTF: Rita Ora in Tommy Hilfiger


I saw the runway show for this Tommy line when we were at Fashion Week in February and I would like to note that most of the stuff was way cuter than this:

Tommy Hilfiger Boutique Opening

But THIS is probably way more water-resistant, and we don’t know her life.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Fugs and Fabs the Cover: Recent UK Magazines


Shall we eyeball some recent covers out of the UK? Where, for what it’s worth, I LOVE THE MAGAZINES. Half of them give you gifts! Half of them are wee, purse-sized little books of delight! Some of them are REALLY TRASHY (heat)! And then there is my favorite of all the glossy monthlies, Tatler, for which I pay an absurd fee to have delivered to my home and which I HAVE NEVER REGRETTED. They once had a whole sidebar about ridiculous British names that caused me and Heather to worry that The Royal We didn’t have a sufficiently crazily-named character and one of our major players is named after a font. It recently had an article about aristocratic menageries of yore which included a photo of a lemur (!) named Mah-Jongg (!!) on a deck-chair (!!!) OF SOMEONE’S YACHT! IT’S THE BEST.

Join me, won’t you?

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WTF: Rita Ora


I must note, because she’s coming your way in Fug Madness in mere hours, that this does not count for this year’s tournament:

"The Voice" Open Mic Night At The Scotch

In other works, pencil her in for 2016. Actually, forget the pencil. Go ahead and use a pen. Use blood.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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Fifty Shades of Fug: Rita Ora


I cannot WAIT for her new album to drop.

Rita Ora steps out in a red hat in NYC

I believe it’s called LAUNDRY DAY.

[Photo: Splash]

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Who Fugged It More: Kim Kardashian vs Rita Ora


I cannot believe we live in a world where a) two people wore pink PVC dresses on the same night to the same party, and b) it was one of those people’s SECOND TIME IN FOUR MONTHS wearing a pink PVC dress. Why does everyone want to look like something you’d get in a saucy bachelorette-party goodie bag?

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[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]

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BRIT Awards Better-Only-On-A-Technicality Carpet: Rita Ora


Blessedly, her bum is not extruding gossamer black fabric — a sentence, by the way, that a person in this world should never, ever have to type.

rita ora BRIT Awards 2015

And in one sense, this is her pushing back in the other direction from that Oscar post-party outfit, given that she’s wearing a jumpsuit that also has its own skirt — as if she’s double-bagging herself after having merely quarter-bagged it in L.A. But it’s still a see-through jumpsuit and an equally translucent skirt, so even though the gentle gold sparkles are alluring, the effect is Same As It Ever Was. Aren’t you bored of rolling the Bits Dice to see which ones you show us today, Rita?

[Photo: Getty]

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