Fugger: Rita Ora

Met Gala Typically Played: Rita Ora in Vera Wang


I HONESTLY think it’s possible that Rita Ora is contractually obligated to attend every formal event in a gown featuring side-butt:

"Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology" Costume Institute Gala - Arrivals

Is it possible that she has some kind of condition that requires constant bum-ventilation? What would she wear to a charity event for that? I need to know!

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport


I’d just like to thank the universe for the fact that celebrities are ALWAYS arriving and departing from a variety of airports. This is a well of material for us that will never run dry. So many weekender bags! Lord, stop me from buying another weekend bag.

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Fugs and Fabs: Grammy Pre-Parties


It’s not that the Grammys never end; it’s that we cope with them in REVERSE. It’s like turning back time. CHER! WHERE ARE YOU? WE’RE DOING IT!

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Haute Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Dior and Schiaparelli


Having Sundance and Couture Week at the same time is a very whiplash-inducing fashion juxtaposition.

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What the Fug: Rita Ora in Versace


Her head looks almost like she’s a gallon of Clorox away from BEING Donatella Versace.

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You can see seams on her side and upper thigh from where there’s netting, but that doesn’t make this any less nakedly heinous. That is not clothing. That is someone’s practice thread for a┬áknot-tying merit badge that most decidedly was NOT awarded. It also criss-crosses her so threateningly that I’m almost uncomfortable. Aren’t clothes supposed to cherish a woman? This one wants to garrote her.

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WTF: Rita Ora


In fairness, who HASN’T worn this to run errands?

Exclusive... Rita Ora Out For Lunch And Shopping In West Hollywood

I keep imagining her looking at herself in the mirror, sans vest or hat, and muttering, “I look pretty cute in this. But also…pretty normal. That’s unacceptable. SOMEONE! GET ME SOME ACCESSORIES!”

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Winter Coats


It’s COAT PORN SEASON, everyone.

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