Fugger: Rita Ora

Haute Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Dior and Schiaparelli


Having Sundance and Couture Week at the same time is a very whiplash-inducing fashion juxtaposition.

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What the Fug: Rita Ora in Versace


Her head looks almost like she’s a gallon of Clorox away from BEING Donatella Versace.

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You can see seams on her side and upper thigh from where there’s netting, but that doesn’t make this any less nakedly heinous. That is not clothing. That is someone’s practice thread for a¬†knot-tying merit badge that most decidedly was NOT awarded. It also criss-crosses her so threateningly that I’m almost uncomfortable. Aren’t clothes supposed to cherish a woman? This one wants to garrote her.

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WTF: Rita Ora


In fairness, who HASN’T worn this to run errands?

Exclusive... Rita Ora Out For Lunch And Shopping In West Hollywood

I keep imagining her looking at herself in the mirror, sans vest or hat, and muttering, “I look pretty cute in this. But also…pretty normal. That’s unacceptable. SOMEONE! GET ME SOME ACCESSORIES!”

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Winter Coats


It’s COAT PORN SEASON, everyone.

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the British Fashion Awards


When I think “British Fashion,” I don’t really think “Liv Tyler,” but no one asked me. In other news, Posh & Becks are back, Gaga looks great, and Gwendoline Christie shall rule us all, one day. (And with apologies to my earlier post, in which I thought I’d rounded up all the models. A LOT of models are also in this post. I don’t even know. My mind is on deviled eggs at the moment, it seems.)

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Fug or Fab: Rita Ora at the Bambi Awards


Well, first it was Heidi Klum going Full Coverage at the Bambi Awards, and then Rita Ora joined in:

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But where Heidi’s had a lightness to it, this feels a little bogged-down. I feel like the gigantic skirt demands a simpler bodice. This just looks like it befriended a sparkly¬†evening gown and then cruelly ate half of it.

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And yet weirdly, if you stick her inside a giant flowering wreath, it starts to make sense. I think it’s because this has a real whiff of the Eurovision about it. She could be the Dutch contender, riding down an CGI river in her flotilla of blooms, singing a song about how twigs are just tentacles of peace. I’m so on board.

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Recent Fugs and Fines: Rita Ora


Soooooooo, some of these are crazy. Which I guess is business as usual, with Rita.

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