Fugger: Natasha Bedingfield

Fugs and Fabs: The United Nations Equator Prize Gala


Remember how, the other day, I congratulated Emma Watson for looking elegant and business-like, but still chic, at a U.N. event? LEARN FROM HER, YOU GUYS.

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Fashion Rocks: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest


Many of these people made a convincing argument for the fact that the way fashion rocks is more like a ferry on choppy waters.

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Billboard Music Awards WTF: Natasha Bedingfield


Oh, my God. No, Natasha. You know what is not still unwritten? MY HORROR.

This is the kind of thing you wear when you call the paparazzi and tell them you’re going to the doctor/Bristol Farms market/the gym, so they will run a photo of your hot abs but you can still claim it was just your lounging clothes. Bonus points if you’re doing it after a breakup, so you can fill your shopping cart with high-calorie feelings and yet still remind everyone your stomach is taut even in grief. It’s a janky hellpile even so, but as something you have actually picked out and lovingly fluffed and prepared for your big night out on a red carpet, it is A CHARRED HEAP OF CRAZY ON A KEBAB. Because those are SWEATPANTS. And that is a bra. And the rest is just crocheted skin. I’m sorry, guys, but Granny has to come out to play: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY. WEAR YOUR SWEATPANTS TO YOGA AND WEAR YOUR ABS IN YOUR HOUSE.

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Grammy Awards Fugs and Fabs: Reds and Oranges


So much half-heartedness.

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Fugtasha Bedingfield


Natasha Bedingfield, you are a treasure.

Is SHE the genie who gave Lady Gaga the three wishes that shot her to fame?

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Fugs and Fabs: World War Z Premiere


This premiere had a surprisingly boring guest list, which could mean it’s a terrible movie nobody wants to support, or that nobody but Natasha Bedingfield and those contractually obligated to be there felt like competing with The Return of the Jolie. Or something else. But I like the dramatic explanations.

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