Fugger: Mischa Barton

Fugma: Mischa Barton


Could a celebrity in need of some SERIOUS fashion juice entice a stylist to give freebie services by claiming it’s a charitable donation, and thus, a tax write-off?

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Asking for a friend.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Paper Towns Premiere


Obviously, Cara D got her own slot. But everyone else — Mischa Barton! Nat Wolff! A cavalcade of models! — step on up.

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Reasonably Played: Mischa Barton


There is musical of The O.C. on the horizon, and Mischa Barton has three movies slated for 2015 (albeit small ones), so maybe we’re heading into The Season of The Coop up in here.

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I don’t know if I’m that excited about this particular outfit on her, though. It reminds me of the lickable wallpaper in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, and it would be sad if her potential comeback was marred by some confused child biting her hip and then screaming, “Cherry cordial,” before waltzing away.

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Fug or Fab: Mischa Barton


Have we entered a phase where the erstwhile Marissa Cooper has turned into a Noted Kook?

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Because if so…I kind of love it. GO FULL CAFTAN, MISCHA.

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Not Horrible: Mischa Barton


“Is that MISCHA BARTON?” I asked my laptop.

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And the answer is YES.  And while a fringed cap sleeve always reminds me of a lampshade in a bordello, even I must admit that she’s DEFINITELY looked way worse, and this is a step in the right direction. I ALSO hope it’s a step toward Mischa Barton getting a new TV gig. I miss you, Coop.

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The Fug.C.: Mischa Barton in Têca / Helô Rocha


This dress is not good. It makes her look like a box that somebody quit trying to open.

But my first piece of free advice is: If your illusion netting undulates spontaneously, you’re doing it wrong. Marble your cakes, your rib-eyes, and your slabs, not your torso.

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