Fugger: Miranda Kerr

Oscars Fugs or Fabs: The Metallics


I do think that a lot of these women sometimes think, “hmm, I’m going to the Oscars. Maybe I’ll DRESS LIKE ONE!”

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebrities at Paris Fashion Week, Part I


Or, perhaps more accurately, “Celebrities at Paris Fashion Week So Far.” Although surely they’re all winging their ways back to Los Angeles for the Oscars this weekend, right? If a celebrity doesn’t attend an Oscar party, does that celebrity actually even exist?

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Unfug It Up: Miranda Kerr


I weirdly kind of like this, but I keep staring at the top and thinking that it just looks like a Hanes t-shirt with grand aspirations:

In fact, I feel like this whole look aimed for Timeless Simplicity and landed in Kinda Half-Assed. The good news is, I think that with a little bit of work, we can wholly-ass it. I’d start with…well, a drink. And then maybe a some color. A jacket? Different shoes? You make the call.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Miranda Kerr and Malin Akerman


Remember when Jared Leto got up to accept his award, and talked about waxing his body for Dallas Buyers Club, and his relief at not doing a Brazilian, and how women in the audience probably knew what he meant? I can think of one person who probably did:

I keep wanting to call this Divorce Thigh, but it’s also Divorce Groin. As that whole sport goes, I think Divorce Bangs are the one I prefer. (Side note: Do we think Pucci paid Donatella Versace a royalty for this design? I wonder if there was a rise in people Googling “Elizabeth Hurley safety pin.”)

Divorce Nudity, by the way, was going around:

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CFDA Fugs and Fabs: The Models


Eight-MILLIONTH verse, same as the first: $*&!@@!#.

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Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Met


I might want Coco Rocha to seize Renee Zellweger by the bun and teach her a few things about the wild side, and how to walk there.

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