Fugger: Katie Holmes
Met Ball Well Playeds and Hmms and Zzzs: More Celebs Who Look Perfectly Fine, Mostly, But Also Seriously Could Be Absolutely Anywhere Else
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: sweatslacks.
The Letterman Dumpster could not be reached for comment, as it was too busy rifling through the fourteen better pairs of pants in its depths to see if one of them would go with this outfit.
I suspect, but can not be sure that this is courtesy of Holmes & Yang:
Whoever’s handiwork it may be, it would benefit from a generous application OF FIRE.
I know it’s inching toward winter, and sometimes when it’s chilly, substance wins over style.
But the way all these layers have come together, I’m concerned she’s one flower truck away from getting picked up by a smug Svengali who wants her to discuss the weather on the Spanish plains.