Fugger: Katie Holmes
Met Ball Well Playeds and Hmms and Zzzs: More Celebs Who Look Perfectly Fine, Mostly, But Also Seriously Could Be Absolutely Anywhere Else
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: sweatslacks.
The Letterman Dumpster could not be reached for comment, as it was too busy rifling through the fourteen better pairs of pants in its depths to see if one of them would go with this outfit.
I suspect, but can not be sure that this is courtesy of Holmes & Yang:
Whoever’s handiwork it may be, it would benefit from a generous application OF FIRE.