Kate Noelle Holmes.
You are forty years old. You were alive the first time we did this. How DARE YOU try to take us back to the Land of the Acid Wash?! You know the evils that lurk within! You lived them! You’ve seen them! They’ve taken your loved ones and friends! I expect this from the the Gigis and the Bellas and the Kylies and the Kendalls, but you? YOU KATIE HOLMES? J’accuse!!