Fugger: Karolina Kurkova

Unfug It Up: Karolina Kurkova

Wow, it’s like the opposite of SJP’s dress. HER elbows have WINDOWS.

Karolina Kurkova amfAR inspiration gala

I’m sorry to see that she apparently broke both her forearms, though. Do you think she’d let me sign her casts? I think on one of them I would write, “Thou Shalt Not Foresake Mascara,” and on the other, “Thou Shalt Not Reveal The Colonel’s Secret Recipe.”

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2

I would like to point out that — in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens — I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat.

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Met Gala Well Played, Karolina Kurkova in Marchesa

To speak in the parlance of our time: I can’t even. Translated: This is gorgeous.

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Fugs and Fabs: Karolina Kurkova

Let’s see what a tall foxy supermodel has been doing to herself lately, because sometimes those are the people whose fashion blindness hurts most of all.

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The Lucky Fugg Conference

Actually, it’s not all fugs in here — although certainly plenty of problems — but I couldn’t resist the title. Also, there appears to have been a fire sale on pink lipstick and white pumps.

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Elle Style Awards: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest

I seriously feel like Elle, every year, must have a conversation that goes thusly: “Should we UNDERLINE the word ‘style’? Do they just not see it in there?”

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