I WROTE WORDS AGAIN. The Oscars have broken me. FAREWELL FUG NATION. See you on the lanai, and we can talk about this post full of models.
Fugger: Karolina Kurkova
Katie Holmes may need a new stylist. She needs to get people excited about her again, and the stuff she’s wearing lately — even when it’s fine — is not making that happen. At all.
I keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.
[Photos: Getty, Splash]
We should make up a Model Wardrobe Bingo card for these sorts of things. “Sheer with hotpants” is obviously the center square.
[Photos: AKM/GSI, Splash, Vantage.co.uk]
Many of these people made a convincing argument for the fact that the way fashion rocks is more like a ferry on choppy waters.
[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]
Wow, it’s like the opposite of SJP’s dress. HER elbows have WINDOWS.
I’m sorry to see that she apparently broke both her forearms, though. Do you think she’d let me sign her casts? I think on one of them I would write, “Thou Shalt Not Foresake Mascara,” and on the other, “Thou Shalt Not Reveal The Colonel’s Secret Recipe.”