Fugger: Karolina Kurkova

Fugs and Fabs: Valentino Sala Bianca Event


Katie Holmes may need a new stylist. She needs to get people excited about her again, and the stuff she’s wearing lately — even when it’s fine — is not making that happen. At all.

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Fugs and Fabs: Various People At Art Basel


I keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.

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Fugs and Fabs: Models at the British Fashion Awards


We should make up a Model Wardrobe Bingo card for these sorts of things. “Sheer with hotpants” is obviously the center square.

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Fashion Rocks: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest


Many of these people made a convincing argument for the fact that the way fashion rocks is more like a ferry on choppy waters.

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Unfug It Up: Karolina Kurkova


Wow, it’s like the opposite of SJP’s dress. HER elbows have WINDOWS.

Karolina Kurkova amfAR inspiration gala

I’m sorry to see that she apparently broke both her forearms, though. Do you think she’d let me sign her casts? I think on one of them I would write, “Thou Shalt Not Foresake Mascara,” and on the other, “Thou Shalt Not Reveal The Colonel’s Secret Recipe.”

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 2


I would like to point out that — in a feat that rarely, if ever, happens — I correctly called this. However, the caveat is that I think I tried to call almost all those dresses for Heidi Klum, and that dilutes my success here somewhat.

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