Fugger: Julianne Hough

Hough’s head actually looks pretty good here.

Her feet ALSO look fantastic. The dress itself is a LITTLE bit Cheesy South Beach Socialite to me, in a way that makes me think it belongs on an older person — like, say, a Jennifer Nettles, or even a Klum. It’s pretty and it’s vibrant, and I feel like it should be on the body of a lady wriggling through the crowd at a cocktail party with a dash of the cha-cha, while making eyes at a sultry cocktail waiter who’s just trying to pay his way through business school but will end up being her Kept Man for about two years because she has really soft sheets, and he’s only human.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]