Fugger: Julianne Hough

Well Played, Julianne Hough in Monique Lhuillier

Okay, so this isn’t going to CHANGE YOUR WORLD or anything, but she looks cute, and I’m taking the whole thing as a palate cleanser for the eyeballs:

Television Academy Hosts Cocktail Reception For The 67th Emmy Award Nominees For Outstanding Choreography

Is it possible that I also enjoy this because it looks rather like fine china and I am sucker for Clothes That Look Like Wallpaper, Fine China, or Back Splashes? YES.

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Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One

Prepare yourself for denim short shorts, an avalanche of flowered crowns, a preponderance of fringe, and one UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I miss Vanessa Hudgens.

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Recent Fugs and Lone Fab: Julianne Hough

It’s the circle of life: Her Fug Madness campaign may die, but another one is born.

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Recent Fugs and Fines: Julianne Hough

I know you’re inside, kid, but a word to the wise: IT’S STILL WINTER OUT THERE.

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Patterns

I always love it when we get to make one of these and it’s longer than three slides. Please, patterns, have a moment.

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American Music Awards Reasonably Played: Julianne Hough in Zuhair Murad

Hough’s head actually looks pretty good here.

Julianne Hough at The 2014 American Music Awards in LA

Her feet ALSO look fantastic. The dress itself is a LITTLE bit Cheesy South Beach Socialite to me, in a way that makes me think it belongs on an older person — like, say, a Jennifer Nettles, or even a Klum. It’s pretty and it’s vibrant, and I feel like it should be on the body of a lady wriggling through the crowd at a cocktail party with a dash of the cha-cha, while making eyes at a sultry cocktail waiter who’s just trying to pay his way through business school but will end up being her Kept Man for about two years because she has really soft sheets, and he’s only human.

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