We’ve already seen the blue dress worn by the honoree, but what did everyone ELSE trot out to fete Hollywood’s new favorite person? The answer: a whole lot of meh.
Fugger: Jessica Szohr
Seriously, HOW MANY AWARDS SHOWS ARE THERE? On the other hand, if there were an awards show called “Achievements in Vanessa From Brooklyn,” however, Jessica Szhor would get something for tonight. (Something good [for once].)
I feel like Carmen Electra is showing up a lot of places lately, including Fashion Week. Is being Carmen Electra something that naturally involves a lot of crests and troughs? Is she a seasonal business?
Check it out! Vanessa from Brooklyn is in The Internship, AND she turned it out at the premiere.
I like this — it’s unusual but completely cute, and as a bonus, I’m no longer looking at her head and wondering what bathroom floor her hair slept on the night before. Looks like perhaps we can blame Gossip Girl for the last five years’ worth of follicular woes. XOXO.
I am tired of the jumpsuit being king. Can the king be dead? Or, you know, comatose for a really long time so that one of his heirs has to step in and really revolutionize things?
All I know is, any event that brings together the likes of Hailee Steinfeld and Tony Goldwyn and Ben McKenzie and Jessica Szohr and Catherine Keener that is NOT some kind of awards show is pretty much beyond my comprehension.