Fugger: Jessica Szohr

ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies


I didn’t realize I had chosen such an unflattering photo of Jessica Alba until I had already downloaded it, which… oh well. Suffice to say that she did NOT look like she was buckling under extreme bladder pressure except in this exact second, and in fact played this ensemble well.

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Casual Fuggerday: Jessica Szohr


Good old Vanessa from Brooklyn. At least she seems happy — which she probably IS, now that she’s off Gossip Girl and has been allowed to cut those third-hand extensions out of her hair.

Jessica Szohr at Justin Timberlake concert

However, a cuffed business jumpsuit is nothing to smile about — it almost looks more like an overgrown romper, especially when paired with what looks like a bra from Delia’s, or something. It’s like she manages business affairs for a troupe of clowns. All of whom are leaving her notes on her computer that say, “NAB, girl. XOXO, Gigglebones and Picklez.”

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Fugs and Fabs: The Other Women at the Captain America Premiere


I must admit, I am pretty excited about this movie. I loved the first Captain America, and not just because of that shot of Chris Evans punching a heavy bag in sweats. Although that didn’t hurt. We just checked out Scarlett Johannson’s incredibly girly outfit, now let’s see the rest of the ladies. Spoiler: like, everyone from Agents of SHIELD got to come to this thing.

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Fugs and Fabs: Other Folks From The Lupita Nyong’o Party


We’ve already seen the blue dress worn by the honoree, but what did everyone ELSE trot out to fete Hollywood’s new favorite person? The answer: a whole lot of meh.

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Fragrance Foundation Awards Fugs and Fabs


Seriously, HOW MANY AWARDS SHOWS ARE THERE? On the other hand, if there were an awards show called “Achievements in Vanessa From Brooklyn,” however, Jessica Szhor would get something for tonight. (Something good [for once].)

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Other Fugs and Fabs from The “This Is The End” Premiere


I feel like Carmen Electra is showing up a lot of places lately, including Fashion Week. Is being Carmen Electra something that naturally involves a lot of crests and troughs? Is she a seasonal business?

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