Fugger: Jessica Szohr

TCA Fugs and Fabs: Hulu and Directv


TCAs may never end. Television Critics of the world, do you need anything? Can I bring you a sandwich? Do you need a Diet Coke? TELL MINDY I LOVE HER.

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the iHeartRadio Music Awards


It’s hard to top Taylor and Madonna, even in green thigh-highs and a matching fur.

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Greens, Blues, and Purples


Not enough of any of these — never enough! — but still a nice showing.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fab: Ladies in Red


In case you needed an earworm this afternoon, HERE’S LADY IN RED. You are so welcome.

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ESPYs Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies


I didn’t realize I had chosen such an unflattering photo of Jessica Alba until I had already downloaded it, which… oh well. Suffice to say that she did NOT look like she was buckling under extreme bladder pressure except in this exact second, and in fact played this ensemble well.

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Casual Fuggerday: Jessica Szohr


Good old Vanessa from Brooklyn. At least she seems happy — which she probably IS, now that she’s off Gossip Girl and has been allowed to cut those third-hand extensions out of her hair.

Jessica Szohr at Justin Timberlake concert

However, a cuffed business jumpsuit is nothing to smile about — it almost looks more like an overgrown romper, especially when paired with what looks like a bra from Delia’s, or something. It’s like she manages business affairs for a troupe of clowns. All of whom are leaving her notes on her computer that say, “NAB, girl. XOXO, Gigglebones and Picklez.”

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