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MTV Movie Awards Fug or Fab: Jenna Dewan Tatum in Pamella Roland

I mean, yes, this is a sequined Glamour Don’t bar across her boobs:

And said Don’t Bar appears to be de-pixelating at the most pertinent bits, which is generally alarming, especially as all that’s between us and said bits is some illusion netting. On paper, I should loathe this. But there’s part of me that feels like she might, against all odds, be selling this.

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Vanity Fair Oscar Party Fugs and Fabs: Yet More People Who Changed

If you’re really that worried about your dress getting ruined — like, if it’s MASSIVE — then changing makes lots of sense. But half the time, it ends up looking like indecision. That said, let’s see if we think some of these were secret upgrades. Lupita Nyong’o kept it in the family but switched to Miu Miu, Amy Adams went with Carolina Herrera, Anna Kendrick picked a Versace, Julie Delpy wore a mystery gown….

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Fugs and Fabs and Fines: Women Wearing White(ish) on The Oscars Red Carpet

Okay. So some of these gowns are cream, and one of them might actually be veering into gold, but…close enough, right? Basically, I just threw this together to have an impromptu Ally McBeal reunion.

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Fugs and Fabs: Elle Women In Television Event

She is so freaking self-assured. I don’t have half that much poise, and I’m twice her age. Maybe thrice. Let’s say twice just to be nice.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Black-and-White Gowns

It’s a shame these two are so hideous and not at all genetically blessed.

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Fug or Fab: Jenna Dewan-Tatum

So, apparently people are speculating that Jenna Dewan  might be pregnant [and apparently they confirmed it today, after I wrote this post, but I'm leaving it as-is anyway -- H], and here is why:

Now, that volume is clearly the dress — I am not at all saying she looks heavy, because that would be insane. But if you are Jenna Dewan, I suspect you don’t wear a dress shaped like that, nor stand in this posture, unless you Have A Secret. It FEELS like the tepid version of Beyonce hopping up on stage at the VMAs and ripping open her blazer and cupping her stomach. I will be curious to see where this goes, or even if, in fact, there has already been an announcement by the time this post runs. [Yup. Right on time, in People. -H] Maybe she’s just messing with us, though, because she knows that being married to the Sexiest Man Alive will yield a lot of interest in his Sexiest Sperm Alive.

Let’s look at the whole thing:

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