Fugger: Holland Roden

Who Played It Better: Holland Roden v. Kate Middleton


Sorry to be dipping back into the Emmys well, but eagle-eyed Fug National Esther pointed out that Holland Roden sported a dress at an Emmys post-party that looks rather similar to a fairly famous dress previously seen on the Duchess of Cambridge, and I thought you might enjoy a Sleepy Friday Compare and Contrast. And by “you,” I mean Kate herself, who I assume is reading this right now whilst on vacation, muttering around a mouthful of takeaway while William tries to keep George from falling into the loch.

I'm not seriously putting this up to a vote.

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VMAs Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Black and White


Okay, Lucy Hale’s has pink in it. But it’s so CHEERFUL, so┬áit’s our lead-off hitter. Look at me, dangerously breaking the rules a mere half-hour before the Emmys red carpet starts! It’s bedlam ALREADY! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Entertainment Weekly Comic-Con Party: The Rest


The Entertainment Weekly party at Comic-Con really IS the big bash of the weekend, isn’t it? Even Steve Sanders is there. I really hope the nice girls working the door forced him to exchange an egg to get inside.

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Fug Wolf: Holland Roden in Paper London


Well, it starts well, and it finishes fine.

But then somewhere in the middle, those hideous formal shorts give her a case of the Vagina Buttocks, and it all goes to hell.

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Fug or Fab: Holland Roden in Erin Fetherston


This feels very Zooey Deschanel to me — which makes sense, actually, as we once saw Zooey singing at an Erin Fetherston Fashion Show.

I’m not sure why I’m not sold on it. Her face looks pretty. Is the lipstick too light? Is the topknot too meh? Is it that there needs to be some edge to cut through the prim collar, twee flowers, blah cut, and teeny tiny doctor’s bag? Is it that I’ve spent a lot of time lately thinking about how my feet are NOT cut out for the minimalist shoe trend, and so I am not evaluating anything else with clear eyes, nor a full heart, and thus I will lose? Help.

Shake me out of my tree of ambivalence. Or something.

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MTV Movie Awards Unfug or Fab: Holland Roden in Ferragamo


This dress is total nude shoe bait, and bless her, she didn’t take it.

I wish it weren’t the color of a car interior. I also think it should have chosen one skirt and stuck with it. Even Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde had to time-share; they weren’t both out on the town at the same time.

What thinks ye?

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