This event — the Women in Film honors — is totally a legit one and it’s been happening for at least at few years now. But its rather generic name makes me think that I could make up an event and invite actors and they would ABSOLUTELY COME nowadays. People want to be photographed again! Anyway, celebrities, you are cordially invited to the Actors On Screen Awards. Please be aware that it is a cash bar.

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