Fugger: Emily Blunt

Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the AMPAS Governors’ Awards

Prepare yourself. This is not some slideshow full of randoms, that you read on the train and are all, “ugh, I forgot the mobile version of GFY doesn’t show me the titles of these slides. Who is THIS random shitshow?!” No. You will recognize ALMOST ALL of these people because the Academy doesn’t invite you to pre-awards season parties unless they think you might be invited to an actual awards season party. Which means: AT LEAST B+ List. Let’s dig in.

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Well Played: Emily Blunt in Roland Mouret

She really looks like she’s rethinking this:

IWC Gala Dinner In Honour Of The BFI

I can’t think why; she looks delicious. Unless she’s just realized that she REALLY hates Creamsicles and now she looks like their most glamorous spokesperson.

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Well Played: Celebs at the Clooney/Alamuddin Wedding

I cannot believe we were not invited to this event. On top of the fact that Intern George has literally not once ever shown up to work, I am beginning to think he doesn’t even care about us.

PS: For those of you (like me!) dying to see what Amal wore, the non-candid wedding snaps (including, surely, THE GOWN) are exclusive to Vogue* and have not yet popped up for our perusal.  That being said, this collection of photos proves that everyone looks glamorous ON a boat and slightly scared BOARDING a boat, and that Venice is romantic and beautiful. Let’s add it to the Fug Nation Tour of the World.*

*LATE BREAKING: This was a LIE. They’re confirmed exclusive to Hello! and People, which makes way more sense and is also exciting because this means I’ll get them in my mailbox. The dress is allegedly Oscar de la Renta.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News, AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]


Well Played, Emily Blunt in Dolce & Gabbana

Blunt, you’re killing me:

You’ve got a great career, (by all accounts) a delightful spouse, an adorable child with a totally normal name, Stanley Tucci for a brother-in-law, and now those shoes, and in fact 90% of this tour wardrobe, including this dress — which could easily be totally cracktacular and twee, but instead comes across charming. I would hate you if I didn’t basically love you already. FEELINGS.

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Well Played, Emily Blunt in Prada

She did three premieres in three countries in one day, so we really should applaud her for being upright. The first premiere, in London, brought us sunny patterned deliciousness. The second, in Paris, brought THE CRAZY. And here, in New York, we’ve got a much needed return to form.

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Fug of Tomorrow: Emily Blunt at the Edge of Tomorrow Paris Premiere

Well. That went downhill fast. This is like the polar opposite of what she wore in London this morning, both in tone and in level of success:

I guess you could argue that the London premiere look is a sort of English Rose thing and this is sort of a….French Dominatrix Locked Overnight in the Secret Factory Where Hefty Experiments With Branching Into Shower Curtains thing? I’m kind of scared of what she might wear to New York tonight, all of a sudden. Hold me.

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