Fugger: Alicia Keys

Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes of the BET Awards

Monday afternoon seems to call for as many Handsome Dudes in Suits as possible, right?


Fugs and Fabs: NBC’s Upfront Presentations

Believe it or not, I think all the NBC/Universal stars looked better at this daytime event — the likes of which is usually confusing for people in terms of dress code — than they did at the previous night’s party. How is that? Could we give credit to the fact that this event brought out all the bright colors and good shoes? Regardless, prepare yourselves, because there are some cute day dresses in here.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Billboard Women in Music Event

We covered a bunch of people from this event already — from Lady Gaga, to Selena Gomez — but there’s no better way to end a Monday than a slideshow of what we technically call, “EVERYONE ELSE.” Spoiler: I want Pete Wentz’s coat.

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Met Gala Fug Carpet: Alicia Keys in Jean Paul Gaultier

“HEY EVERYONE! It’s been a while since I’ve been to a major event, as I just had a baby, and — wait, WHAT’S the theme?”

"China: Through The Looking Glass" Costume Institute Benefit Gala - Arrivals

“Jean Paul told me it was TOUGH BALLERINAS as an homage to the fifteen-year anniversary of Center Stage on Tuesday.”*

*Center Stage really does turn fifteen on Tuesday. Also while I am in here editorializing, while I have no idea what this has to do with China (maybe the colors are in homage to the Ming vase? Seriously), silhouette-wise, this is actually very successful on her, right? 

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Fugs, Fabs, and WTF: The ARIA Awards Red Carpet

Every year I have to look up what the ARIA Awards actually are, and every year I say the same thing to myself: “Oh, RIGHT! The Australian Grammys! Sort of. Right?” So, as is now tradition, Australian readers, please correct me if I’m wrong about that — or about any Aussie Celeb Facts I screw up in the course of this post.

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New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day 2

Okay, and some celebs from Day 1. Bear with us; we’re East Coast this week and so some pictures come in after we’ve taken to our beds.

Anyway, we had a pretty great day:

– It started with a surprisingly good Project Runway finale, at which Alyssa Milano wore the abovepictured WTF. The article (and the slideshow, but only in the VERY LAST slide, so you can avoid if you want) contains mild spoilers in the form of the guest judge’s identity, descriptions of some of the eight collections, and guesses about who the finalists are, but no concrete information about that because we don’t know it. Consider yourselves warned anyway, just in case.

– We also hit up Nautica, which was full of shirtless and/or short-shorted (or both) male models, and most importantly, we talked to Dadshaw from The Carrie Diaries about what it’s like watching your TV daughter and knowing she grew up to get dumped by Post-It. There is probably something nerdy about the fact that we bypassed Colin Egglesfield and Josh Henderson to talk to Dadshaw, but I own that, and I love him now, so there.

– We ALSO saw darling of Fug Madness Zosia Mamet at Rebecca Minkoff (where Nicky Hilton was a total pill), where Janelle f’ing Monae performed live during the show and KILLED IT in impressive high-energy fashion.

– Finally, we’re pretty sure Bella Thorne thinks we’re totally stupid after we talked to her about Britney at Nicole Miller.


Fuglicia Keys

I really wish this were Anne Hathaway, and we could still write parody Les Miserables lyrics.

Because I would cut right to the climax to sing, loudly, “Now I must fug Alicia KEEEEEEYS / Heed, please, the eye of this beholder //’Cause there are PANTS that cannot BEEEEEEEE // and there are wangs we should not polterrrrrrrr.”

Aha, but I didn’t let life kill the fug I dreamed. I just did it anyway. I bet Fantine wishes she’d thought of that.

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