“HEY EVERYONE! It’s been a while since I’ve been to a major event, as I just had a baby, and — wait, WHAT’S the theme?”
“Jean Paul told me it was TOUGH BALLERINAS as an homage to the fifteen-year anniversary of Center Stage on Tuesday.”*
*Center Stage really does turn fifteen on Tuesday. Also while I am in here editorializing, while I have no idea what this has to do with China (maybe the colors are in homage to the Ming vase? Seriously), silhouette-wise, this is actually very successful on her, right?