I seriously just wrote this entire post and set it to publish with NO words here, at all. Not even just WORDS. Have I at last been rendered SPEECHLESS? (I know, I know: If only.) One of these looks could do it.
Let’s close the book on this sucker, and start mediating on whom we want to see look totally cracked out and/or fabulous (ideally both at the same time) at the Standard Issue Emmys a week from tonight. Lena Dunham said on Twitter this week that her dress “looks like cake and feels like sweatpants,” and I can’t wait to see what THAT looks like.