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NYFug.com: Fashion Week’s Bests and Worsts

Whoops! Hello, I forgot to link to this on Saturday, when I intended to do so, because my brain has fried. LOS ANGELES, IT’S TOO HOT. Give me all your home-made cool off ideas. (I sincerely just took to my bathtub for like an hour to read in the cool water. But it’s a drought. So then I felt guilty. I am the worst. I’m sorry, California.)

ANYWAY: As always, we picked best and worsts of this season’s NYFW for our friends at The Cut. Pop over there to read about, say, the best looking celebs in person, the shiniest shows, the amount of people we saw from OITNB, tidbits of gossip that we couldn’t include in other write-ups, weird shit we overheard, AND MORE.


ICYMI: Our NYFW Front-Row Reports for The Cut

So many celebrities, so little time. In case you, I don’t know, had to work or something, here’s a handy list of all the pieces we wrote for The Cut this last week. Check them out, if they speak to you!



New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Five

Today had a real lack of Orange Is The New Black co-stars. Given HOW MANY of them we saw over the last half of the week, this concerns me that perhaps someone ought to go check on them and make sure everyone’s okay. OITNB aside, we DID eyeball some folks. For example!


New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Three

There are some MISGUIDED CHOICES here, but also a delightful surprise on Jennifer Morrison’s head. Around Day Three of Fashion Week:


New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Two

– Rebecca Minkoff put 3D glasses on all the seats for viewing her last five outfits — the patterns were supposed to jump out at us, I guess, although ours didn’t work. The front row had actual sunglass-style ones, though, and we wouldn’t be surprised if Zosia Mamet randomly wore hers around town just for fun.

– There were shenanigans on the Nonoo runway, after which we ran across Emma Myles (Leanne from Orange Is The New Black) and talked to her about her teeth on that show. She was a hilarious delight.

Hilarrible Baldwin brought her baby — sans earplugs — to Carmen Marc Valvo. There, we spotted two MORE Orange Is The New Black cast members, Selenis Leyva and Jackie Cruz, who then also made it to Nicole Miller. That show is getting some GOOD publicity this week.

– At Monique Lhuillier, Jennifer Morrison’s hair looked terrible, and the world continued turning apace on its axis.

– We didn’t write it up, but we also saw Zimmermann. And while it was devoid of much potential future Middletonia, it DID have a lot of gold lamé, and hopefully we can rustle up some photos of it for you.

[Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet, Getty]


New York Fughion Week, Day 1: Celebs

The only thing frustrating about a slow start to Fashion Week is the fact that we had spare time we couldn’t spend writing blog posts, because the site was malfunctioning. ALAS. However, we hope most of the kinks have been ironed out, and now we can share with you all that we beheld on Day One:

– At Honor, we briefly chatted with the delightful Uzo Aduba of Orange Is The New Black, who has the opposite of crazy eyes. She has Sane Eyes. She’s lovely.

BCBG is where we laid eyes on Jamie Chung’s hilarious fringed poncho, which Alexis Carrington Colby totally would’ve bought on a business trip to New Mexico or something.

We chatted with Jay Pharoah from Saturday Night Live, and agreed we’re starting a wig business together. It’s going to be great. He also shared with me that his e-mail address — years ago, in Chesapeake, VA, was “jaymarvel@cox.net,” which is tremendous when said aloud.

[Photos: Getty]