Fug File: Man Fugs

Justin Fugber

Aug 6, 2013 By Heather AT 2:00 pm

Dear Mr. Dweeber,

The answer is still no.

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Fugs and Fab: Brangelina

Jul 30, 2013 By Jessica AT 8:00 am

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Brad Pitt is officially breaking the sacred trust between Hot People and the Universe, which states that said Hot People have a precious duty to maintain their hotness as a public service, much as various glorious English country houses are being preserved in the name of History. Also much like the upkeep on those glorious country houses, I’m sure the upkeep of Brad Pitt is expensive and slightly time-consuming and requires the help of a bevy of specialists, but when you have been entrusted by God with an exceptional and historic hotness, you have to take the responsibility seriously. FOR HUMANITY.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines: Various Fruitvale Station screenings

Jul 9, 2013 By Jessica AT 12:00 pm

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First of all, I am really looking forward to seeing this movie; I’ve heard it’s fantastic. Second, can we just talk about how I want all the good things in the universe for Michael B. Jordan? He has a quality that makes him innately sympathetic in EVERYTHING from All My Children to Friday Night Lights. I spent all of FNL — where, Hart of Dixie fans, if you haven’t seen it, Mayor Lavon Hayes played his SUPER TERRIBLE father — wanting to hug him. He didn’t have to do anything. Every time I saw his face, I just wanted to run up to him and hug him. (Finding actors with this quality must be a Jason Katims specialty because I also felt this way about Matt Lauria and Zach Gilford.) It does not hurt that he wears a suit very well. Let’s ogle him (and other people)!

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