Drake, dude, I know you and Rihanna are ALLEGEDLY on the outs, but really?
Wearing a pajama top to dinner helps NO ONE. Stay HOME in those blue satin jammies and watch Bridget Jones and eat ice cream. You’ll feel better. Promise.
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*Which she might have needed, because GUESS WHO randomly punched Brad on the red carpet? That Random Jerkweed who stuck his head up America Ferrera’s dress. SERIOUSLY, how on earth is he getting this close to the red carpet without being escorted from the premises? ESCORT THE JERKWEED OUT.
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The CW hasn’t released trailers for iZombie and The Messengers yet, so there was only The Flash and Jane The Virgin to view. The latter is about a girl who’s never had sex who gets accidentally inseminated by her doctor, or something, and I KNOW, it’s TV, it’s fake, but I don’t think I can get over the sheer amount of stupidity it would take on all fronts for that to happen. And The Flash stars Grant Gustin, who was one of the Warblers at Dalton on Glee, and seems to have decent charisma, and I actually think this looks a LOT less self-important and dull and dark than Gotham. But I am bored of superheroes right now. They’re EVERYWHERE. OVER IT.
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Guys’ Choice Awards Pointedly Not Nakedly Played: Rihanna
KEVIN HART: RIHANNA! What are you DOING? YOU are KILLING ME.
RIHANNA: Ha ha, your clothes look like someone drove past you through a mud puddle.
KEVIN: That’s not what I MEAN, Rihanna. What do guys choose, Rihanna?
RIHANNA: Uh. Me?
KEVIN: YES. And NIPPLES. YOU AND NIPPLES. WHY DID YOU WEAR THE NAKED DRESS TO THAT OTHER THING?
RIHANNA; Well, I thought it might be creepy to wear that here, so I’m keeping it casual, yeah? It was a fashion statement. Don’t wanna upstage the antlers.
KEVIN: It was a BUTTOCK STATEMENT. And we wanted to HEAR IT. We would have been HERE FOR YOU. We would have TAKEN DICTATION.
RIHANNA: All right, I get it, but I have a whole naked strategy and it does not involve you or tonight. Naked Dress’s time has come and gone, man.
KEVIN: Time is a flat circle, Rihanna. Time is a FLAT. CIRCLE.
RIHANNA: What does that even mean?
KEVIN: I don’t know! McConaughey said it on True Detective so it’s probably total bullshit! Maybe it means I will get a chance to come back around and TRUTHFULLY DETECT your NAKED DRESS!
RIHANNA: I’m kinda over my nipples now. NEXT.
KEVIN: Lordy. Rethink your timing next year.
RIHANNA: No thanks. I’m good. Rethink your shirt.
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