I swear to God, if this show takes Asher — its only decent human — and retcons him into a gross assbag, I will WRITE A LOT OF THINGS IN CAPS ABOUT IT.
Fug File: Fug The Show
Yes, yes, someone dies this week… BUT NEXT WEEK SCARLETT APPARENTLY GETS A HAIRCUT. SANTA IS REAL!!!
We had Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Then we lost him. Now we have him BACK… IN GLASSES. SOME HIGHER POWER LOVES US ALL VERY MUCH.
Starring Bev and her Sad Microwave, and featuring Maddie losing both her stadium concert virginity and possibly her actual one.
Asher didn’t make any faces, really, in episode four. But then he came back strong in episode 5. Also, please enjoy a screenshot of one of my favorite continuity gaffes in a long time.
We were light on generally great lines this week, but if we’re talking the best solely of this episode, here are a few:
– “Your house ain’t clean if your closets are dirty.”
– “A MOUTH IS A MOUTH.”
– “You wanna chillax here? You gotta pay tax here.”
– “Take this bug, and stick it up yours.”
I did not predict that our screeching calls for MORE MAKING OUT would be answered by Jackie Florrick and Howard Lyman. Alicia didn’t make out with Finn after A WHOLE SEASON OF YEARNING, but Jackie hits it in two seconds or less? Seriously, Alicia, you have much to learn from your mother-in-law.