The season finale of Empire is tonight. Although we haven’t had the time or resources to recap it properly, we HAVE been screen-grabbing the wardrobe shenanigans of TV’s newest and best heroine, Cookie Lyon. The show itself is much more entertaining than I expected — it’s tonally the opposite of Nashville, which is allergic to high camp — and Taraji P. Henson is basically fantastic. BEHOLD.
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E!’s first foray into scripted series is imbued with slavish, documentary-style realism and an unwavering and sensitive commitment to factual… never mind, I can’t say that without laughing. It’s insane, and everyone in it is about as regal as a root canal. The equivalent would be if the Kardashians actually did get their hands on a country and installed themselves there as a monarchy.