We went to London to research the new book a couple of weeks ago and we were having tea at the Dorchester — highly recommended by a very helpful Fug National, thank you — and the pianist (they have a pianist! It’s v. posh) launched into the most spirited version of “I Dreamed a Dream,” and I thought to myself, “wow, I wonder what Anne Hathaway is up to.” NOW WE KNOW.
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You may have seen this already, but it deserves re-celebrating:
She’s all, “What polar vortex? The only vortex that exists here is the Vortex of ME.”
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I laughed out loud when I saw the headline on this photo — which dates from last week, but I am tireless in my need to bring you shots of starlets making bad wardrobe choices:
“Exclusive!” it read. “Lindsay Lohan shops without pants!” And I thought, “yeah, yeah. Alert me when she goes out in pants. Then you’ll have a news story. One I, for one, cannot wait to read.”
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You need to see Kim Kardashian’s Khristmas Gift From Kanye: It’s a Birkin, it was custom-painted by George Condo (who did one of Kanye’s album covers), and apparently it’s possessed by the devil. With plenty of views from afar, on the offchance that it’s a Monet (who, by the way, just rolled over in his grave, woke from his eternal slumber and started digging himself out with his hands so as to rise from the dead and come slap me across the face for that).
GFY Kanye is making a guest appearance to walk you through it: “CHECK IT OUT, MY MAGNUM OPUS, BRIMMING WITH ARTISTIC DOPENESS, SURELY BLESSED BY HIS HOLY POPENESS, WHO WAS ALL, ‘IMMA LET YOU FINISH THE CEILING, MICHELANGELO, BUT FIRST I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT GEORGE CONDO MADE THE BEST ART IN THE WORLD THIS TIME.’ MY GIRL HAD A BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY CHRISTMAS DAY. THERE’S NOTHING I WON’T PAY TO MAKE HER DOPER THAN QUEEN BEY, SO NOBODY GET IN MY WAY BECAUSE EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH ‘YE.”
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Tis the season that the only celeb shots we’re seeing lately are of folks heading out to do their holiday shopping. Like Ali Larter leaving Barneys, here:
I look JUST LIKE THIS when I run out to take care of last minute gifts, if by “just like this,” you mean “100% more bedraggled.” This whole look is really cute, and I say that as someone who has severe reservations about over-the-knee boots. That being said, that particular Barneys is the place where I once saw Kyle Chandler waiting for the valet (it was the night before the Emmys, the year he won; I like to think I was good luck, which seems like a thing that could easily be true). If you’re liable to run into Coach Taylor, I don’t care if you’re married or not — you’re probably right to make sure you bring it. Just in case.
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Well, it should be no surprise that Kimmy here showed up in something that’s supposed to look regal and sophisticated, but instead looks like she’s been watching too much Dynasty and doesn’t understand what she should actually take away from it.
It looks terrible on her, but it’s also basically just a satin onesie. Is she taking style tips from her baby? Will it be footie pajamas soon?
But what amuses me is that here, everything seems to be carefully wrangled for maximum coverage. And then later she stepped out with Kanye:
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