43Brooklyn Decker is so pretty and this is doing her no favors. I cannot even imagine what the late, lamented Dumpster would have said about this:
I believe this is Blazer By WHY and Suit By YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS paired with shoes by Actually Those Shoes Are Great. (Someone please start a shoe line called Actually Those Shoes Are Great. Thanks.)
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58We missed a LOT of Paris Fashion Week madness while we were in Oscars hell; it’s time to rectify that with an omnibus of her omnipresent omnibody.
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Doesn’t this ever get EXHAUSTING? I’m tired and all I have to do is type at the problem.
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What is your game here, Kim? You’ve already essentially worn this outfit on Leno, and it looked bad then, too. So you decide to whip it out for a casual little dinner with Anna Wintour, to thank her — I guess — for sparking up a crapstorm of brimstone by putting Kim on the cover. Or maybe she’s just really FRIENDLY with Anna Wintour. Does this outfit scream either a) “Thank you so much for putting your professional faith in me and I hope our cover sells gajillions for you and then people forget that they thought it made you look stupid,” or b) “Hey, there, good friend, so nice to see you for a chatty meal”? No. It says neither of those things. This outfit is hoarse from having screamed all day, “LOOOOK AT MEEEEEE MEEEEE MEEE in the key of MEeEEEEE.”
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Hilariously Played, Anne Hathaway
Okay, I’m finally excited about Anne Hathaway again:
Fifty years from now, she is going to be the NUTTIEST old lady ever. We just have to be patient.
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