America’s Next Fug Model: The Tyra So Far

I’m not sure Tyra Banks can ever top the season of Top Model in which she wore a different heinous jumpsuit every week. That was a remarkable achievement in fuggery, for which she might have earned herself a mighty Fug Madness seed. It remains to be seen. But that doesn’t mean ANTM won’t offer its share of fashion crimes; before fresh material comes via tonight’s new episode, I thought I’d catch you up on what Tyra’s worn so far — and what Andre Leon Talley apparently plans to wear every WEEK. Bless.

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Comments (15):

  1. pinkcheese

    Hugsy MyLoins is my new gangster name. You don’t mind if I steal it (in true gangster fashion), do you?

  2. vandalfan

    I want his hat.

  3. Rika

    The make-up brush cum hat deco is a Gamsbart.
    Wikipedia tells me:
    The Gamsbart (literally chamois beard) is a tuft of hair traditionally worn as a decoration on trachten-hats in the alpine regions of Austria and Bavaria. Originally worn as a hunting trophy and made exclusively from hair from the chamois’ lower neck…

    Feel free to interpret!

  4. msmacbeth

    I came here to tell you about Gamsbart hats, as somebody else already did. I just have do add that if you do a google image search on “Gamsbart hat”, the first picture you find is that of a naked woman with a Gamsbart hat showing off a pheasant (that is not an euphemism).

  5. Andrea

    I like some of the more relaxed stuff she’s worn this season… and now I feel dirty.

  6. Leslie C.

    Heh heh heh, Hugsey MyLoins.

  7. greentuna

    I don’t care what anybody say, the face on that t-shirt is Herman Munster. Either that or it’s Andre Leon Talley in a Herman Munster mask.

  8. Sajorina

    Tyra is a true fugger, but this is the first season (cycle?) of ANTM, and maybe ever, that I’ve liked her hair! So, she gets an A+ for that! And, how could anyone not love Andre Leon Talley? He’s awesome!!!

  9. Lynette

    Not being in the US, I don’t get to see ANTM… however – has Tyra had an accident with the tanning spray this season, or is it just a trick of your photo technique?

  10. laura r

    can we talk about Tyra’s headsuit this season? i get that it’s trendy, but man, i don’t think she’s rocking it. too Charlie’s Angels.

    SO. GLAD. that ALT + hat and Nigel + buzzcut are back. they are so awesome. last night’s new ALT phrase (apparently the opposite of “dreckitude”) was “swandom”.

  11. Lynne

    Okay, Tyra, in that second photo doesn’t really look like Paris Hilton. She does, however, look almost exactly like RuPaul but, you know, not nearly as fabulous.

  12. mcpickle

    Please Tyra, if you love us at all, please just STOP. You are an amazingly gorgeous and sucessful lady by anyone’s standards- yet I am afraid you are not edgy, if that is what you are aiming for here. Just please go back to looking pretty- whilst the jumpsuits were rather an amusing interlude, the fun is OV-AH.

  13. Maia-Jeanne McAllister

    I’M concerned that the only thing I can think about is the dark shadow on her “girl who thinks she’s awesome” swimsuit. It reminds me too much of the HAIR you know down there…
    Now I feel dirty too. I don’t want to be the only one who thought this.

  14. AP

    Haha Maia-Jeanne McAllister! I thought the exact same thing!

  15. Lindy

    “Apparently, this parody was of Girl Who Thinks She Is Awesome. So, not a parody”

    So, so true! Tyra is very in love with herself.