America’s Next Fug Model: The Tyra So Far


I’m not sure Tyra Banks can ever top the season of Top Model in which she wore a different heinous jumpsuit every week. That was a remarkable achievement in fuggery, for which she might have earned herself a mighty Fug Madness seed. It remains to be seen. But that doesn’t mean ANTM won’t offer its share of fashion crimes; before fresh material comes via tonight’s new episode, I thought I’d catch you up on what Tyra’s worn so far — and what Andre Leon Talley apparently plans to wear every WEEK. Bless.

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  1. pinkcheese
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    Hugsy MyLoins is my new gangster name. You don’t mind if I steal it (in true gangster fashion), do you?

  2. vandalfan
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    I want his hat.

  3. Rika
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    The make-up brush cum hat deco is a Gamsbart.
    Wikipedia tells me:
    The Gamsbart (literally chamois beard) is a tuft of hair traditionally worn as a decoration on trachten-hats in the alpine regions of Austria and Bavaria. Originally worn as a hunting trophy and made exclusively from hair from the chamois’ lower neck…

    Feel free to interpret!

  4. msmacbeth
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    I came here to tell you about Gamsbart hats, as somebody else already did. I just have do add that if you do a google image search on “Gamsbart hat”, the first picture you find is that of a naked woman with a Gamsbart hat showing off a pheasant (that is not an euphemism).

  5. Andrea
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    I like some of the more relaxed stuff she’s worn this season… and now I feel dirty.

  6. Leslie C.
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    Heh heh heh, Hugsey MyLoins.

  7. greentuna
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    I don’t care what anybody say, the face on that t-shirt is Herman Munster. Either that or it’s Andre Leon Talley in a Herman Munster mask.

  8. Sajorina
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    Tyra is a true fugger, but this is the first season (cycle?) of ANTM, and maybe ever, that I’ve liked her hair! So, she gets an A+ for that! And, how could anyone not love Andre Leon Talley? He’s awesome!!!

  9. Lynette
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    Not being in the US, I don’t get to see ANTM… however – has Tyra had an accident with the tanning spray this season, or is it just a trick of your photo technique?

  10. laura r
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    can we talk about Tyra’s headsuit this season? i get that it’s trendy, but man, i don’t think she’s rocking it. too Charlie’s Angels.

    SO. GLAD. that ALT + hat and Nigel + buzzcut are back. they are so awesome. last night’s new ALT phrase (apparently the opposite of “dreckitude”) was “swandom”.

  11. Lynne
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    Okay, Tyra, in that second photo doesn’t really look like Paris Hilton. She does, however, look almost exactly like RuPaul but, you know, not nearly as fabulous.

  12. mcpickle
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    Please Tyra, if you love us at all, please just STOP. You are an amazingly gorgeous and sucessful lady by anyone’s standards- yet I am afraid you are not edgy, if that is what you are aiming for here. Just please go back to looking pretty- whilst the jumpsuits were rather an amusing interlude, the fun is OV-AH.

  13. Maia-Jeanne McAllister
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    I’M concerned that the only thing I can think about is the dark shadow on her “girl who thinks she’s awesome” swimsuit. It reminds me too much of the HAIR you know down there…
    Now I feel dirty too. I don’t want to be the only one who thought this.

  14. AP
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    Haha Maia-Jeanne McAllister! I thought the exact same thing!

  15. Lindy
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    “Apparently, this parody was of Girl Who Thinks She Is Awesome. So, not a parody”

    So, so true! Tyra is very in love with herself.